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Women's Bedtime Prayer
#806601 12/08/01 01:51 AM
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I'm sorry I couldn't resist sharing this.<p>Women's Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who' s willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?-
One who'll make love 'til my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Sh*t Head you sent me instead Amen.
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Thank you for that!! I assure you it will be passed on!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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#806603 12/07/01 05:51 PM
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OB1, you're one in a million! Thanks for sharing...if only......<p>love
Debi
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#806604 12/07/01 06:02 PM
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PRICELESS!!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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#806605 12/08/01 02:01 AM
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Obratti...<p>Hahaha!!! I thought I'd die laughing...Thank you for the best prose prayer I've ever heard. Ain't it the truth?<p>I think too many of us has put up with more than we should because we are slaves to 'thick and long' and those dang massages.<p>Excellent, Obratti.<p>Catnip =^^=

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