You cheeky cheeky CHEEKY boy.......<P><BR>bend over and let me smack your bottom..<P>I haven't responded to your offer before now, as I was seriously considering it !!!!<P>HOWEVER, after said careful consideration, I have decided that I need to decline the bedroom part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>Coffee sounds great, seeing Jim sounds great, the beach sounds great, I'll take your telephone no. for the early morning calls, but, you, and me, and what we have been going through, <BR>aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<P>and in the same house............<P>anyway, you get my drift.!!!<P>Don't worry, I know there was no 'offer' and seeing as there was no acceptance, we don't have a contract - (I did learn something in contract law) but the upshot is that I don't trust MYSELF!!! I'M SO LONELY!!!!!!<P>You make me laugh, and that is always so attractive.........<P>anyway, my friend, you made me laugh yet again with that response, I could just imagine hooning around with you in some ambulance, stopping for coffee and to meet people (Jim) along the way...<P>"you don't mind do you patient" ???<BR>"yes, it's on the way to the hospital" !!!<BR>"no, we won't be too long, just coffee"!!!<P>take care of you, and don't close your heart off where Val is concerned. If anyone knows about feelings going MIA, it's me. But, they're back. I still haven't sifted through them all yet, and still don't know what I really want, but they are there. I thought they had gone forever. It may not change the ultimate outcome, but the feelings have come back.<P>stay strong, and keep that wicked humour<P>Jo<P>

Hey Jo,<P>Bend over and let me smack your bottom? Hey, now wer'e cooking with gas. Does this include baby oil and a flame thrower? How did you know I like that kind of stuff? This is too great! We must be soulmates.<P>Did I tell you a have a working lightbar and siren headboard? It cool. The neighbors must think I'm nuts. So they are right, big deal. Hey, no autopsy, no foul in my book.<P>NSR, WilliamJ, Purplemag and Inshock are close by. I'm sure you don't know what a beach is [by doing some research I find Australia is land locked] but it's really nice. There is sand and water. I'll explain that stuff to ya when ya get here. Don't worry about it now. <P>Appearantly you didn't see or read the fine print. I will expect you this weekend. You don't have to bring much stuff. I have it all here. Chips, dips, chains, whips. Geez gang, just kidding here, man you people are really tough. W took the whips.<P>It shouldn't take long for you to drive here from Australia to Pennsy. I looked at a map. I have one. You are only 8 inches away. I'm guessing only around three hours traveling distance. <P>Yeah, it is pretty neat driving an ambulance. We always get the best parking at the malls and other places. It's marked FIRE LANE, that's for us. We get a discount at the fast food joints. If we are running late for a good movie on HBO there are always the lights and siren. We don't really do that. <P>Lastly, Who's Val?<P>Your sick friend<P>Tim<BR>

Hey you two! What is this?? The S & M thread!!!

Mitzi,<P>That's incredible. We must be soulmates too. I'm rocking out to Symphony and Metallica.<P>You live only 2 and a half inches away. This is too cool! Should only take, what, an hour or so. I'll leave the lights on. <P>The Zipman

I HAVE to know....<P>how many inches away am I???<P>I have handcuffs and feathers...you can borrow 'em...LOL<P>watch out Tim, Jo has bombs for the bath !!!<P>Dylan<BR>

Anybody got a hose!!!!!!!!!!

Heeyyyyyy I ~like~ this thread... <P>So what was you guys number one emotional need again <P>A hose?! LOL I don't think I will ask!<P>Don't worry about the whips Tim, you can borrow mine <P>

and ummm Tim...what are you doing sitting around measuring things? <P>

Tim,<P>OMG, we ARE soulmates!!! LOL<P>Whips, feathers, handcuffs....hoses and bombs....!!!<P>What a party!!!<P>

Hey Dylan,<P>You were about 3 and a quarter inches away up until the point you mentioned the handcuffs and feathers. Borrow them, HEY, I want delivery girl! You left the spare key here last time. Member? Now you are so much closer. Maybe 15 minutes? If you hurry...real fast? Rush darling, rush!<P>And if I eat certain things I have bombs too.<P><BR>OH Taj,<P>I have a hose.<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>* <BR>It's out in the garage. I use it to water the flowers. It has a self regulating nozzel. Thanks for asking.<P><BR>Hi Cat,<P>My number one emotional need is for intellectual conversation with a broom. Why do you ask? What is this borrowing thing? Just bring the stuff over when you stop by. Just like last time. jeez!<P><BR>and yes Mitzi,<P>Let's pretend not to know each other again and dress as super heros. That was something. My scooby doo underwear are still smoldering. <P>You Guys are too much. Nothing is happening with any of us at 1500 this Friday at my place in the normal spot with lunch and an open bar. Bring extra rubber sheets, last time we ran out early. Who was disappointed? Remember informal and then formal Saturday. <P>Back to normal.<P>Tim....no it's Zippy

this time difference is a killer. I can't believe I missed my own party !!!!<P>I have some ** things ** I could bring too, I just have to remember what they are.....<P>3 hours hey Medic....... I met some navy flyboys on New Years Eve, do you think the Aust. Defence Force in Canberra would mind if they gave me a **lift** to your place.??<BR>I'm sure they wouldn't, and if the truth be known, they'd probably come along for the ride, after hearing about what a great party it is....<P>You're right about one thing, I have no idea what a beach is.......tee hee..... Never seen one, never been to one...... you'll have to show me yours......!!!!!!??????????<P>this is just way too rude for 8.20 am on a Fri, when I have the whole weekend to look forward to, with nothing in it.......<P>I was supposed to go to the Irish Ball, at City Hall (woweeeeeeee, yippee...... ) however, my girlfriend who was getting the tickets got called out, and is on a Perth overnight, the other side of the country for all you non-Australians !!!!!!!!! <BR>BooooHoooooo....... these nights are just the best fun. Lots of great looking professional men, and even more great looking men, and then some more fantastic looking men... I have a beautiful black, lightly sequined, long, slimfitting ball frock, I'm never going to get to wear the "dang" thing..<P>anyway, enough of my bellyaching, ya'll have a nice night, sleep tight, and please, please, please, give me enough notice of these parties. I hate, hate, hate, missing them.....<P>love and hugs<P>Jo

ps Tim,<P>my sort of bombs, definitely NOT yours!!!!!!!<BR>LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL<P>I hate "smelly water" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>I forget, who's Val?????<P>hugs to you my friend<P>Jo

<P>Poor Bonnet! I am sure there are pics Tim can send you of him and his ruler <P>Your gown sounds lovely, I can just imagine you with your super hero outfit underneath ready to rumble on the plastic sheets!<P>LOL<P>HAPPY St. Patricks Day Bonnet!!!!<BR>And happy Friday, still not even 530 pm Thursday here in Missouri!

Jo,<P>I'm sure you can find a place to wear that beautiful ball "frock" (or as we call them...gowns).<P>Hey! I know what! Invite some friends over for a party and wear it. Show everyone how good you look in it! BTW it sounds beautiful! <P>Mitzi

ey Cat,<P>how are you feeling? I hope much better!!<BR>Do you want to come to a party. We can all wear our frocks. There is a shop in Melb, called "Get Frocked" I love it.....<P>I was going to have a great St Patricks day, now I'll probably rent a movie with a girlfriend and have a glass of wine.<P>Pictures of Tim and ruler..... hmmmmmmmmm....<BR>I'll ponder that one<P>I haven't got a super heros outfit, but I did get some thongs,,,,, can I wear those.??<BR>After telling the whole world about the daggiest pair of underwear that I own, I felt I needed to recitfy that situation. I now have maauve, black, white, cream and lace... what a hoot. What my H is missing out on. Is the plastic sheeting for the baby oil.?? My mind is just boggling. It's 9.35 am here, and already I'm fantasising about baby oil, plastic sheets, dressing up etc<P>oh well, I'll take the children to a park as a decent substitute!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!<P><BR>Mitzi - what a great idea. Do you want to come too..<BR>I love that word frock, it's so old-fashioned. I love getting dressed up formally. I was really looking forward to the ball, however, I'll just put my Cinderella frock back on, and do the housework or something. What a great alternative. What are you doing this weekend?<BR>I have my parents staying the night Sat, and then on Sun they want to come and watch the girls have their swimming lessons. They're both doing so well. That's it for me...<BR>Exciting huh... Mum and Dad said they would babysit if I wanted to go out Sat. night, so I may go to see a movie. The Story of Us was released here yesterday, and I'd love to see that. Get rid of all those unshed tears....<P>love and hugs<P>Jo

Jo,<P>I'm up for a party! Been way to boring around here!! <P>I'm doing my usual this weekend...kids, housework Although I may have to hide out from the H since he may get served divorce papers! <P>Since I'll be doing housework, I may just do like you and put on my finest!! Might make me feel better! Or maybe I should go out and get a Catwoman costume?? (And hope no one stops by! )<P>Have a good weekend!<BR>Mitzi<P>

JO Jo JO!!<P>Come ON girlfriend!! don't you know you go au natural under a fancy frock....no panty lines!!<P>And Mitzi *I* get to be Catwoman, it's my nickname ya know you can be Wonder Woman and have to cool arm bands and invisible plane! <P>Go out Jo! have a wonderful time!<P>------------------<BR>Cat<P>catfrommb@yahoo.com

Ok Cat, it's a deal! you can be Catwoman and I'll be Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman has a skimpier costume anyway! <P>LOL<BR>Mitzi

I have done that before Cat. I can remember H and I were going to a ball, and he put his hand on my bottom as I was going up the stairs. He obvioulsy felt that I had none on. He didn't know whether to be mad, or excited!!!<P>When we got home, we made the best, wild love we have ever had. He said he couldn't stop thinking about me/it all night, at this ball. He was trying to talk to his bosses from interstate etc, and could'nt concentrate coz his wife had no knickers on.......<P>What a hoot..... AAAHHHH, the good old days.<P>love to you both <P>Jo<P>ps, I haven't decided who I can dress up as. I feel like the evil witch from any fairy tale today!!!!!

Hey Jo,<P>Can you find someone else to go with you to the Irish Ball or just go stag? Well, maybe too early and fresh to go solo. It sounds cool. The dress, gown, or frock sounds really nice. I like black.<P>You should go out and enjoy yourself. I feel sometimes that I have wasted one year of my life waiting for Val. Then on the other hand I have made so much personal progress in my life it's been an eye opening experience. Then on the other other hand who ever gets me next will have to perfect H. [I still hope it's Val]<P>I see Cat and Mitzi are getting naughty. Bad girls! I'm gonna hafta spank you real good. And I mean REAL good.<P>Jo, one last thing. Only three hours away. Lightbar headboard.<P>Wishing us all the Best.<P>Tim