I recieved this in an email tonight. It made me laugh. I hope ya'll enjoy it also.<P>Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings<BR>>bowling or playing<BR>>basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing<BR>>himself too hard, so<BR>>for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The<BR>>doorman at the<BR>>club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?" His<BR>>wife is puzzled<BR>>and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says<BR>>Dave. "He's on my bowling team."<BR>><BR>>When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his<BR>>usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and<BR>>says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you<BR>>drink Budweiser". "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling<BR>>League. We share lanes with them."<BR>><BR>>A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms<BR>>around<BR>>Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"<BR>>Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of<BR>>the club. Dave<BR>>follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can<BR>>slam the door, he<BR>>jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The<BR>>cabby turns his<BR>>head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real *****<BR>>tonight, Dave."<BR>>

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