Cloudy--12/31/59--You are a Capricorn/(Earth)<BR>Pig.<P>Your H--3/09/56 is a Pisces/(Fire)Monkey<P>Ok, here's my disclaimer: you may have to weed this out. You may have some of these tendencies or not, you may be suppressing or choose not to react in the ways described or you may not have been tested in this way yet. This has been true for me. Now, that being said, here we go!<P>As a Capricorn/Pig in love:you invest yourself totally in romantic affairs. You are pure of spirit and by a nature a giving person. But such dedication and fervent commitment to the emotional side of life can burden the object of your affections. You are a faithful and passionate lover. But you are also a smothering one. You want to own those you love and are terrified of losing them. Jealousy and rage, scenes, tantrums and scandals are not beneath your dignity.<P>It is a responsibility to be loved by or to love such a possessive person--but Cap/Pigs are tempting and wonderful to hang out with! But you want to protect your loves from all outside influence. You may be jealous of their friends and of their extracurricular activities. Their only defense against your jealous rage is to let it wash over them and wait till you bob to the surface. <BR> <BR>As a female Pig in love: Someone more romantic and intensely sentimental you are unlikey to find! Female Pigs practically live for the ideal of romantic love; you want ot submit, be taken and adored and, most of all, to give pleasure. Your sensuality and all-out investment in relationships makes getting over bad love affairs almost impossible. It takes years for the Pig lady's broken heart to mend. (It goes on to say it's unusual for you to marry someone of your own age group the first time. Usually you are attracted to older men as they give you the security you need. But later on in life, Pig women usually get involved with younger men whom you can mother and spoil!:eek <P>Earth Pigs (like Rosanna Arquette and Tracy Ullman): (She doesn't say anything about love here) Strenth, stamina and scope. Bent on living the good rural life and tries to stay out of cities/the tainted-crowded life. Involved in work having to do with art or the arts. You are very creative. <P>Hubby as a Pisces-Monkey: Involve themselves in passionate affairs of dramatic proportions and Biblical scale. They are more than attractive. They are alluring and mysterious. People fall head over teakettle in love with him. He's a bit vain so he is pleased to be the object of someone's affection. He may appear passive (as Pisces do) but misuse of his emotions is a no-no. Sparks will fly.<P>If you are enamored of one of these rakish aristocrats, (she) suggests you get yourself alot of money. Pisces/Monkeys like money. They know how to get it and keep it. You share yours. They get to keep theirs. "One for you and two for me." If they overspend (which deep down, they really deplore their own spending habits), they will pinch pennies and become bookkeeping geniuses and will burn the midnite oil to regain their riches so that they may have another splurgefest in the future. You will not have a dull life with this mover and shaker. They respond well to tenderness but freak if they are made fools of. Step lightly.<P>As a monkey man: The loved ones of this man have more fun. All Monkeys give lots of presents, but Monkey men give more. Not only do they wine and dine their them but they heap them with luxuries. They offer exotic trips, diamonds and fashionable furbelows to their lady loves, houses, cars and allawances to their families, freebies totheir friends. But they <I>never</I> give up their freedom. No matter how much they love, adore or care about another person. If you love a monkey male and wish to keep him hanging around your branch for a long stay, don't mention marriage and keep pretending you don't give a fig if he goes away and stays away for a hundred years of solititude. <P>They are charming, intensely warm-hearted and caring, self sacrificingly and playfully sensual and incisevely sharp-witted, funny and smart! They can talk about anything from nightmares to nightgowns and are infinitely appproachable and open to discussion. They come across as and are nice people! They tend to think with their brains yet act with their hearts. They give easily of themselves, enjoy helping others and warm to the tenderness of each situation. He unashamedly lays open his emotions.<P>They are not jealous. They care whether or not you love them and even worry that you may leave them but they have the capacity to abstract their emotions. They can remove themselves from whatever emotional fray is in the offing and hover at least two or three feet above themselves, watching the action. Monkey men know better than anybody how to poke fun at themselves. They do not take themselves (or anybody else) too seriously.<P>As a Fire Monkey (1956 born Monkeys--Mel Gibson, Timothy Daley, Geena Davis, Eric Roberts, Tom Hanks, Bjorn Borg, Caroline of Monaco): Driven, deeply passionate and ambitious but not always high profile. Love and know how to have-- a good time--there is a real danger of falling to excesses in this area. <P>They feel the need to dominate others and may choose a partner they see as weaker or more in need or less forceful than themselves. But usually they wind up the one dominated by the mate he imagined was the weakling.<P>Fire Monkeys can get cynical later on in life. Fire Monkeys are jealous in both their love (?!) and work lives. [Contradicts the generic Monkey man description--doesn't it? That's why these things get so confusing at times!] They have a hard time trusting anyone.<P>And now here is your (generic: without taking any Fire or Earth or Pisces or Capricorn influences into account--which may change the picture alot!)...<P>Monkey with Pig: Poor Piggy! The Pig must treat this relationship with less blind indulgence for the opposite party. Monkeys can be ruthless when necessary. The Pig's naivete is no help when it comes to dealing with a beloved, yet sometimes unscrupulous, Monkey. <P>Unlike the Snake, whose intentions in the Pig's regard are plainly lethal, the Monkey means no harm. Pigs' and Monnkeys' tender hearts are mightily compatible - but their thinking processes are worlds apart. The Pig must adapt to the Monkey's ways or the couple is doomed. <P>As Pigs are very malleable, adaptation is not an unreasonable demand. But Piggy must be careful not to lose her purest ideals in Monkey's constantly expanding bag of tricks. Pigs live by their intuition. Monkeys cleave to logic. If they can teach their mutual talents to co-operate, it will assist their union's progress. If not, there will be major rows. An angry Monkey is a hopping mad mini volcano who forgets about it two minutes after the eruption. A mad Pig is fearsome, relentless, dangerous and vengeful. Monkey should accept and enjoy Pig's smothering and homely charms. And Pig should try to see how innocently the Monkey needs to wander and squander. If these concessions are made, these two can have a lovely long-lasting life together. <P>Yeah! I wasn't sure how this was going to end! I'm stoked. I've been having to give out rotten compatiblities lately!!<P>Thanx for waiting, Cloudy. I don't mind feedback on how off or on these things are. I find it just as fascinating!<P>Aloha, <P>Leilana<BR>