Even though I am a 'guy', I found the humor in this. I hope this puts a few smiles on out there....<P>IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN<P> We got off the Titanic first.<P> We can scare male bosses with mysterious<BR> gynecological disorder excuses.<P> Taxis stop for us.<P> We don't look like a frog in a blender when<BR> dancing.<P> No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival<BR> the Speedo.<P> We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.<P> If we forget to shave, no one has to know.<P> We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.<P> We don't have to reach down every so often just to make sure our privates are still there.<P> We have the ability to dress ourselves.<P> We can talk to people of the opposite sex<BR> without having to picture them naked.<P> If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're<BR> aware that we look like an idiot.<P>We understand that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.<P>We'll never regret piercing our ears.<P> We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.<P> We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.<BR>

Hooray,<P>Thanks for the post, I needed that today. It is good to be a woman!<P>Fury

Thanks for the smile...<P> <P>-dawnn