<BR>Hope this isn't too hot a subject to laugh about....... <P><BR>> Can we count them with our nose?<P>> Can we count them with our toes?<P>> Should we count them with a band?<P>> Should we count them all by hand?<P>> If I do not like the count,<P>> I will simply throw them out!<P>> <P>> I will not let this vote count stand<P>> I do not like them, AL GORE I am!<P>> <P>> Can we change these numbers here?<P>> Can we change them, calm my fears?<P>> What do you mean, Dubya has won?<P>> This is not fair, this is not fun<P>> Lets count them upside down this time<P>> Lets count until the state is mine!<P>> <P>> I will not let this VOTE count stand!<P>> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!<P>> <P>> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!<P>> You have not heard the last of it!<P>> I'll count the ballots one by one<P>> And hold each one up to the sun!<P>> I'll count, recount, and count some more!<P>> You'll grow to hate this little chore<P>> <P>> But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!<P>> I do not like it, Al Gore I am!<P>> <P>> I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!<P>> I've glued my desk chair to my rear!<P>> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,<P>> all telling me that I should sue!<P>> We find the Electoral College vile!<P>> RECOUNT the votes until I smile!<P>> <P>> We do not want this vote to stand!<P>> We do not like it, AL GORE I am!<P>> <P>> How shall we count this ballot box?<P>> Let's count it standing in our socks!<P>> Shall we count this one in a tree?<P>> And who shall count it, you or me?<P>> We cannot, cannot count enough!<P>> We must not stop, we must be tough!<P>> <P>> I do not want this vote to stand!<P>> I do not like it AL GORE I am!<P>> <P>> I've counted till my fingers bleed!<P>> And still can't fulfill my counting need!<P>> I'll count the tiles on the floor!<P>> I'll count, and count, and count some more!<P>> And I will not say that I am done!<P>> Until the counting says I've won!<P>> <P>> I will not let this vote count stand!<P>> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!<P>> <P>> What's that? What? What are you trying to say?<P>> You think the current count should stay?<P>> You do not like my counting scheme?<P>> It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?<P>> Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!<P>> You're only care should be for me!<P>> <P>> I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!<P>> I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!<P>

How funny. There are some other funny ones on foxnew website.

As both a Floridian and a Republican, I found this hysterical. <P>By the way, I was not the least bit confused.

Okay, I admit - I'm a Republican. Actually, I'm proud of it, especially given the nonsense over the past week. Go Bush!

Ok. This is extremely funny and Im ROFL. But to get serious for a moment, do you really think it would be any different if the roles of Bush and Gore were reversed?<BR>P <P>

That is a good and valid question - I'm not really sure, but in my gut I feel that if after doing the first machine count it was proven that Gore was the winner - I really do believe that Bush would have conceded. I have no basis for that belief other than what I know about his character and his value system.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!<P>LOL LOL LOL LOL <P>Bill<P>------------------<BR><P>May the roads rise to meet you,<BR>May the winds always be at your back,<BR>May the sun shine warm upon your face,<BR>The rains fall soft upon your fields,<BR>And until we meet again,<BR>May god hold you<BR>In the hollow of his hand.

I heard Rush read this and laughed all day.

I'm not American but how 'bout we give it to Nader????