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Come on, let's vent some and make fun of our wive's OMs.<P>My wife's OM is an overweight, arrogant jerk with an inferiority complex towards any other man who is the least bit technically oriented. His VCR flashes 12:00.<P>I have never understood how he can function in his technology-related business.<P>In the south we have a saying for these types: A turtle on a fence post. You don't know how he got there, but you can be sure he had some help.<P>WAT
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I laughed at the flashing 12:00. Thanks Dave, I needed the laughter ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) <P>Well, I don't know alot about my wife's dummy, but I was told by someone that knows him that he is arrogant and high on himself, one of the things she hates the most in people. Everyone that has seen them together says they look silly together. I can't come up with much else.
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can I play how dumb is the OW?<P>She is so dumb that she called my house, hang up when I answered, dud... haven't you heard of caller id, at least do that * thing that blockes your name on caller id.<P>my OS thinks/thought how could anyone be that stupid.<P>I finally told my H, why don't you tell her we have caller id, we know who it is.
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Dave<P>Had quite a good laugh from your post.<P>Here is quite a funny story about mine.<P>In the early days I saw an attorney about a separation agreement. During our meeting he jokingly attached a nickname to the OM of "Bozo", the clown. <P>Guess what?? ... when I saw a picture of him for the first time he even looked like a clown. This is how he is now effectionately known to all my friends when we speak about him.<P>If we ever want a good laugh we just read one of the emails he sends to my W. He is totally illiterate hardly being able to put a sentence together.<P>
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I've got one for ya...The guy the my W was with is a drunk and everyone knows it including my W. He would drive by like an idiot. Me neighbors even knew he was drunk. He would call my house (caller ID). He would beep my wife even though he knew that I took it and was carring it on me. Sometimes I wonder who was dumber. My W or OM. Things are a little better these days but I still have my doubts. Now he has no home (his wife threw him out)and no life and lost most of his friends (except his beer)and I'm just waitingfor that to bite him in the a$$ too.<BR>They say what goes around comes around and I want to be there when it does just so I can laugh in his face.
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I won't win in the dumb catagory but I will win the most rediculous...or maybe <B>LOSER</B> catagory...<P>My STBX is a 32 year old 5th grade teacher...<P>OM or OBoy or LRB (Little Rat [censored]) was 17 when W left...He is an 8th grade drop-out, a convicted dope head, scrawny, barely pubesentacne faced, cavity blackened front toothed, pants hanging off his [censored], white trash red-neck, wanna be yo-boy that mumbles wassup...<P>And I always thought my STBX a very eligant, classy woman...who'da guessed that this would be her soul-mate...LOL LOL LOL<P>Bill
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I need to lighten up so I will try and join in here.<P>My W OM is also illiterate. He about a week or two before D-day was trying to make my W believe they were being blackmailed. Seems he was the only one that would find the blackmail letters though. All except one. After D-day my W showed it to me and he couldn't spell if his life depended on it. <P>The blackmail was the cruel joke in the end though. Supposedly there was someone from his past that was saying that if he didn't get my wife pregnant that "they" would tell me and his W about the A. Well turns out my wife is pregnant and guess what?? Can you say Vasectomy?? 6 years ago. <P>Well I tried to keep it light.<P>Jeff<P>------------------<BR>For God so loved the world that he gave...
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I've got an entry for the loser category.<P>My W's OM is 27yo.<BR>Has no car<BR>Has no job<BR>Has no house/apartment (lives with parents)<BR>Is an alcoholic (my wife says this, not me)<BR>Is a drug user (unmistakable aroma in our vehicle when she returns from there)<BR>Currently awaiting trial date (Mar.)for malicious assault (wife says 6 mo in state pen if he plea bargains)<BR>Has made multiple phone threats of physical violence to me (in her presence) and threatened that if I keep trying to save our marriage I would NEVER see my 3yo daughter again (also in W's presence).<P>Somehow, she still sees him as a better future than me and a good candidate for life-long happiness. Talk about the fog....<BR>
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Hey! How about equal opportunity here! My stbxH's OW is an overweight restaurant manager with three kids from three different men--none of them a marriage! Doesn't she sound faithful and steadfast?<P>Haha. Good idea, WAT. If we can't cry anymore, how about a laugh!!<P> ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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Yeah, let me in. <BR>My h's OW is 10 years older than him. <P>She smokes cigarettes (he hates woman who smoke), she cakes makeup on like a circus clown. Tried to tell my H that she was 39 - yeah right (her and Jack Benny right?)<P>She can not operate the simplest machinery and her husband fills the car up with gas as she doesn't do mechancial things.<P>Every person that knows her refers to her as "venom" as she *****es and complains constantly. <P>She got my H fired when he broke with her and she ensured that my daughter went right after her dad. <P>I must laugh though because she has to live with herself and my H couldn't live with her for three months.<P>BTW her own adult children are suing her, what a prize right?<BR>
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My W's OM is a greasy biker looing kind of guy with a rat tail hair deal hanging down his back. He is about 5'6" and 130lbs soaking wet.<P>My W is the Martha Stewart type. I'd love to hear them discussing borders for the dining room or when it's time to "force your quince."<P>W and I are both college educated, professionals in our field. OM is HS drop out and (former?) drug addict.
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I don't know if this qualifies as dumb or not, but I found it humorous.<P>My W went to great lengths to conceal OM's identity from me. She met him in a chatroom under a pseudonym, so he was known only to me by that chatroom name.<P>Fortunately, he told her enough personal information about himself and his family to allow me to figure out his identity, where he lives, where he works, his parents' names, his birthday, etc. You shoulda seen my W's eyes get big when I finally let her know that she no longer had any secrets from me.<P><p>[This message has been edited by o2bsane (edited January 02, 2001).]
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