I lent my van to my MIL today, and since I have the kids, I got the car from my wife (if I may use the term loosely). There is a strange garage door opener in the console....<P>Now I realize I may be jumping to conclusions, but thinking it belongs to OM is a pretty small jump. I could have some fun with this, even just drive by and open the door for the day. But I won't....<P>Anyway, I'm just being an idiot. Actually, I should take a drive by about 3 in the morning and open the door....guess who will be sleeping soundly there.<P>I haven't been posting too much lately, but I do read your posts. Just really busy at work, and not alot going on. I wish you all a nice day.<p>[This message has been edited by Rick37 (edited February 19, 2001).]

Rick,<P> It sounds good to me. Maybe OM will give you W h--- for leaving it in her car. <P>------------------<BR>Deb

Just for a practical joke I would take the remote and park your van in the garage for OM to see when he gets home from work-talk about "Oh ****!!!" Or take all of her belongings and put them in the garage-PLEASE do not do these things they are just funny thoughts-at least she hides her car-H parks his truck right out in front of OW's parents house. I wonder if he will do this when she has to move back to her dump? (Did I say dump-I meant establishment-she said she does have morals???)

Rick - just reprogram it so it won't work on his garage, but works on yours.<P>Dave

I can think of all sort of evil things to do with that remote........ :<P>but i will go back to my little wax dolls, think last time i played with them your W hurt herself (just kidding I really don't play with little wax dolls)<P>but if i did my H might need several parts reattached :<P>now going off the eveil sing mode .....

Well, there is plenty of mischief that might be done with it. But the simplest and best idea might just be to make it disappear for a while, then reappear after a few days. No accusations. If she doesn't ask (and she likely <I>won't</I>), there will be additional lingering suspicion, fear and dread in <I>her</I> mind. And perhaps in <I>his</I>, assuming he's out there. <P>He will then suspect her sloppiness, or incompetence, or whatever. Should drive a nice big wedge between them, helping your Plan A. <P>If you get an opportunity for a repeat performance, do it again for even greater effect.<P>Good luck.

Sisyphus - Yes! You ARE devious. Are you a professional? Got any other good ideas for mischief? I was thinking about setting up a website that would send anonymous e-mails to deserving infidels, but I don't have the anatomy. Then I found a few that already exist but I'm afraid I'd do more harm than good.<P>WAT

Too Funny!!!!

WAT,<P>This thread cracks me up. Are you serious about that website? Where is it???<P>cleo

Okay I am back in evil mode but Dave's website mention made me think of this.<P>There is a judge in Houston who is known for his creative sentencing, DWI carrying signs, shoplifters etc, I have always wanted to see what he do to adulteress BUT now I have this wonderful fantasy. <P>I'll get one of those photos of OW that my H thinks he has hidden, I will scan it into the computer & put a BIG Scarlet A on her chest. I would be great to send out in company email but my favorite part of this fantasy how about a big billboard on the sw freeway, or I-10, the Katy Freeway, on the outfield wall at Enron Field, or on the tables at the basketball games that change the message or a blimp covered or add during March Madness or etc... <P>Wow do I fell better.<P>Rick, sorry this had nothing to do with your opener<P>To any WS that hangs here, I don't mean this toward ya'll. I wouldn't mind doing it to my WH either.<p>[This message has been edited by sing (edited February 21, 2001).]

So Rick, what did you do with that remote?

I planned on banging it on the dash all the way to work the next day, but unfortunately she came to switch vehicles early, so end result was nothing happened. Thanks for asking. I would have then left it on the floor.