Dave,<P>The LB Fairie really needs to let off some steam, so has your W, done anything that I can chew out my mental picture of her. PLease.<P>Well if Dave doesn't have any I will be glad to LB anyone's WS, OW or anyone else this morning this will keep me from tearing into my OS, my WH, my OS's school, parents of friends of my OS.<P>I really don't want to be an ugly American but Singapore look out.............<P>think i will go scream at all the motorcycles & their totally sucidial ways of driving, maybe i will go throw things at the monkeys on the hill,think

Sing,<P>Ok here tear in on this one. Remember my H's OW? I found an e-mail written back in Feb where she wanted an apology letter from me. Here is part of HER message:<P>"To start a life with me WS, you must disconnect<BR>from 'your wife & son'. It has not been successful<BR>with you being exposed to them and then coming to me<BR>with your emotional disabilities. Eighty percent of<BR>our problems stems from 'your wife & son's' immaturity<BR>about your wishes. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. <P>If you cannot do this, but still want to pursue me, <BR>then your option is to have 'your wife' write a formal<BR>apology to me for "deliberately" trying to hurt me. <BR>She must also promise that she will not contact you or<BR>I in the future, unless it is a bonified emergency. <BR>She must promise to make it a clean communication, not<BR>one manipulated with hidden headgames/twisted words,<BR>or with 'your son' calling you on your cell, turning<BR>her words into his own, as she has done in the past. <BR>She must also vow to not use other people to get to<BR>you or I. These must be specifically worded as such."<P><BR>Now let me know how you would handle this. I would love to hear your thoughts on this one......<P>Thanks,<BR>L.<BR><p>[This message has been edited by Orchid (edited May 09, 2001).]

Orchid honey,<P>Most of my thoughts on psycho witch are political incorrect.<P>but the main one is YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!<P>could I take her head off & screw it back on for her.<P>the LB Fairie is on a roll, have an LB just call me...... I'll hop on my little broom & come flying in a LB hit & run, no charge, all you have to do is call...

Hi sing - sorry to keep you waiting.<P>Let's see. I have been very good, so I think I deserve a visit by the LB fairie to my W.<P>At our son's game last night, she talked on her cell most of the time. Since I was in the dugout, I couldn't hear. Later, see came up to the dugout and talked thru the fence to <son> and I. While we were talking her cell rang and she had a conversation with someone concluding that she was leaving the game in a few minutes and would "be there."<P>If I had been in the LB mood, I certainly would have asked who she needed to see that was more important than <son>? She's always complaining about not being able to see <son> enough. Despite my temptation, I didn't say a word.<P>Steam away, LB fairie. <P>Dave

Dave,<P>Had the most wonderful conversation with your W, I feel so much better, she poor soul was left like a bowl of quivering Jell-O, sniffling about how could she had been doing this to her wonderful H & only son. The Jell-O is quickly turning into mush there is a red river slowly slipping away...<P>Sorry, can't tell you what I said as most wasn't very nice, I don't use profanity & I hate for ya'll to see how mean I can get, but it might have gone some where along the lines. "HEY LADY, HOW MANY SONS DO YOU HAVE & YOU ARE LEAVING HIS GAME TO GO WHERE, WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT, SURELY NOT YOUR SEX LIFE!" but I will deny all of the above comments, I was raised to be a Southern Lady, you know don't raise your voice, make unkind comments (to their faces behind their backs you can be as catty as you want to be), never mention the S word in public, never wear white shoes before Memorial Day (maybe Easter but you are pushing it) & never after Labor Day,<P>LB Fairie flying back to Singapore, what was that blimp on the radar screen.... better watch out for the Chinese, I might be shot down...<p>[This message has been edited by sing (edited May 09, 2001).]

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Wow, good job!<P>And, being raised a Southern Gentleman, whom never treat the ladyfolk with disrespect, but whom also uphold the virtue of personal responsibility, I will be honest and not deny, if asked, that Ladies who get accused are usually guilty of something unLadylike.<P>Dave

Dave,<P>Me unladylike, why I never would do such a thing... best read with a very slow long drawl.... <P><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by worthatry:<BR><B>Wow, good job!<P>And, being raised a Southern Gentleman, whom never treat the ladyfolk with disrespect, but whom also uphold the virtue of personal responsibility, I will be honest and not deny, if asked, that Ladies who get accused are usually guilty of something unLadylike.<P>Dave</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>

Sing, have your LB fairy ways with my H anytime you need....<P>

Hi Sing (alias LB Fairy),<P>You have my persmission. But I think more is needed than realigning her head. Pardon my english, but screwing around is what got her in trouble in the first place. Also, she is not in my charge. Sure wish you could go and visit her H and show him what his W is really up to. Oh yes, there is more, but this is a family site designed to rebuild marriages. I won't go into the gory stuff here. <P>Take Care and thanks for the joviality (is that a word?)<P>L.<BR>

<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orchid:<BR><B>Hi Sing (alias LB Fairy),<P>You have my persmission. But I think more is needed than realigning her head. Pardon my english, but screwing around is what got her in trouble in the first place. Also, she is not in my charge. Sure wish you could go and visit her H and show him what his W is really up to. Oh yes, there is more, but this is a family site designed to rebuild marriages. I won't go into the gory stuff here. <P>Take Care and thanks for the joviality (is that a word?)<P>L.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Orchid,<P>Well I know you are not familiar with Singapore but on the main drag Orchard Rd. there are 2 (I think) very large outdoor TV's these are placed by Planet Hollywood & across from Borders (everyone in Sing goes past these). <P>Now image the surprise of a certain gentleman & the rest of Sing today when walking past to what is usually about movies & such to see..... well I really can't say but traffic came to a halt & the censor police are now looking for a certain little (I wish) LB fairie..... <P>I really need to get out of here.<BR>

Hurtinginil.<P>Ohm, the LB fairie would love to get a hold of your H.<P>With a 2 by 4 while some home truths are being shouted at him.<P>But as he seems to be twisting in the wind (or a few wks back, but this is what sticks in my mind when I think about your H)<P>But as he seems to be twisting in the wind, let’s let him twist in the wind as a piñata, hanging by that o so favorite piece of anatomy that all men hold so dear while the LB fairie is bashing him with the 2 by 4 yelling something like how could you take W on a romantic weekend & then the next wk, you are not sure of anything anymore, you can just hang her till you are sure, .......<P>Okay, my work here is done, for now still trying to avoid the censor police..........<BR>

Hi LB Fairie,<P>Oh, how I wish. But really I have no bad feelings towards OW's H, in fact I kind of feel sorry for him. Being married in CA requires you to pay a high price for divorce. To have to leave anything to a pysco babble person is well...... sad. <P>Anyway, I have a confession, so I hope this LB Fairie is in a forgiving mood otherwise I better watch the skies for a <BR>'big bird'. I was over on the d/d board and Sisyphus was a bit aggravated about his GF finding a job near his XW's job. So his wild imagination started wandering out loud on the board and while there are about 10 people holding him down (just kidding Sisyphus), I recommend the services of the LB Fairie (but I spelt it LB Fairy - sorry) and told him that the LB Fairie would come and execute his wishes and report back to him. <P>Is that too big a job? Maybe the LB Fairie can start charging a fee. I mean all those flights overseas and back again must be rough on those wings LOL.......<P>Thanks for the laugh today, I kind of needed it. <P>Take Care, <BR>L.<BR>Ps: Do I get a referral fee?

Orchid,<P>Glad I am giving you a laugh, thanks for the referal. I'll go if asked.<P>As I have been doing others WS think the LB fairie will do my WH. Now I usually just cry through what I am trying to say, will cry might be too tame a word, how about SOB.<P>As my WH has been fence sitting for 2 yrs now. He wants the boys & the OW. Since we have a strong religous background, the LB fairie went to that wise man Solomon on what to do with my H, remember the story with the 2 women & the babies, whose was alive. Well for my torn H, let's just split him in to 2 pieces that way he can have the best of both worlds. Now I wonder how that split would go.......<P>big evil

<B>sing</B>,<P>I'm glad you can still laugh.<P>Just thought I'd say that your humor has brightened my day as well. Reminds me of the times when <B>Dead Inside</B> would have me about ready to fall off my chair from laughing.<P>Steve

oh <B>sing</B>,<P>How clever and wise you are to become the LB Fairie!!! What a GREAT IDEA!!!!<P>Thanks for making me smile today!<P><BR>

Steve & Sheryl,<P>So glad that I make ya'll laugh. Hope ya'll don't think my humor is too sick, I get such fun thinking of evil things to do or say. After all laughter is the best medince. <P>The funny thing is I would never say any of it for real, well maybe not...... I most likely would say it to Wat's wife. I love to give her a good shaking.<P>Ya'll have a nice day

Sing - please, shake away!!!<P>BTW - I recall from my college days a drink called a Singapore Sling. Is my memory correct or this some kind of descriptive intimacy term?<P>WAT

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by worthatry:<BR><B>Sing - please, shake away!!!<P>BTW - I recall from my college days a drink called a Singapore Sling. Is my memory correct or this some kind of descriptive intimacy term?<P>WAT</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Dave, <P>Your memory is not bad. Singapore Sling the Raffles Hotel at the Polo Lounge. However I wouldn't know anything about it, I don't drink, now my OS most likely knows

LB Fairie,<P>Now we are pulling religon into this? Hm..... splitting him in 2 based on a biblical account. Has some merit. But might be against the law somewhere. <P>All jokes aside, this is exactly where the Ws's have put themselves in a no win situation. Can't have their cake and eat it to. <P>Now back to the LB Fairie, you can fly over there and threaten to split him, one hair at a time (you know like plucking chickens?). Here are my tweasers to start with then the ants and honey.... Anyone getting squeemish? Ok, I'll stop. <P>Good thing this is a venting forum. Need to put an age limit on who reads this stuff, don't want to give anyone the wrong impression. We are trying to save our marriages right?!?!?!? <P>Fly away!!!!<BR>L.<BR>