OK, these are not all original thoughts - I was inspired by Dave Barry's syndicated weekly column, available in a paper near you, in which he lamented about the low volume toilets required in the U.S. As we all know, they work great for "number 1" but are pi$$ poor for "Geraldo," which brings me to my wife's OM. I can't say, "he ain't s***." He IS poop. In fact, I know he's a "floater." I've seen him in the pool. Too full of hot air. One of the reasons I'm able to be patient is because I knew him very well before the A, and I know he's a total loser. This leads me to conclude that it's not him my wife is interested in, it's what he represents - mindless waste, and no threat for a lasting relationship. I would like to be with him when he finally realizes that he's been had. Anyway, guys, is your wife's OM a floater or a sinker? Be honest!!<P>WAT

The only thing I have heard from an unbiased source, is that OM is "high on himself"....something my wife's always disliked in a person. This came from someone he works with. Of course, in my books, he is just a plain loser, jerk, marriage wrecker, big hypocrite, bla bla bla.<P>

I'll answer for my H, the OM was definitely a stinker. Ooops, I guess you wanted "floater" or SINKER. Either way, I think my H's pretty glad I flushed him, and he aint' coming back.

Okay, I am BW, but my H is also an OM.<BR>Your post got me thinking...(if there was a rolling blackout in Cali, you know why...system overload )<P>My H, at this time in his life, is a sinker. Married man with three kids...rejecting his moral upbringing, breaking promises and vows. Major midlife crisis, possible depression, major issues from childhood...and, if truth be told, not all that responsible.<P>OW would be in for a shock financially as I have always carried us in that dept. (and she is definitely high-maintenance woman).<P>Cali<P>AKA InShockinCali

My wife's OM was a floater too. There's no way they would have had a lasting relationship, which is probably one of the reasons why she ended it with him after four months - she flushed him down the toilet just like SKM did!<P>-HD