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I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S EASY BUT...<P>Rated R<P>She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. <P>She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. <P>She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. <P>She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. <P>She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.<P>She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. <P>She's been mounted more often than Trigger. <P>She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins. <P>She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. <P>She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare. <P>She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. <P>She's spent more time under men than barstools. <P>She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge. <P>She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. <P>She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. <P>She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima. <P>Her body has been declared a national recreation area. <P>Her diaphragms come with a service contract. <P>She has an IUD with a beeper. <P>She uses industrial strength douche. <P>Her gynecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest. <P>Her underwear is by Rubbermaid. <P>Her pantyhose has a pet door. <P>She was hospitalized for six months when a truck driver mistook her for the Holland Tunnel. <P>
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TOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i love it<BR>where do people get this stuff?
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Thanks Lady,I'm in construction and have read a lot of them but these are great.THANKS NTK
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