OK. I have had a BAd few days and need to be uplifted so here goes. I have a question.<BR> If you could be a super hero, what would you call yourself, and what would your super power be???<BR>

I would be Truthman. My superpower would be exposing liars and storytellers who make up things to try to show themselves to be honest and compassionate.<P>WAT

OK I will play...cuz I like this game.. I would call myself.." THE Otherwomanator"...and everytime the OW look at any husband..I would ZAP her with large amts of facial hair ...and if she looked back a large ZIT on her nose <BR>even though this is what "my" OW looked like anyway

I'd be The Invisible Woman....and I'd get into the P.I. business, and catch all the lying MM in the act.<P>Either that or...<P>Skinny Woman, who, at the twitch of the nose, goes down 3 dress sizes

It seems to have been a bad couple of days for a lot of people. My have s****d. I guess the planets have been in a really bad alignment, or we haven't Fung Shei'd our rooms right, but what ever I hope it changes soon.<P>OK I have to think here, who would I be????? I always liked Wonder Woman because she had that sexy outfit, but in reality I would be The Impotizer. When ever WH's wanted to have sex I would render them impotent. Oh, Yeah and I would have a sexy outfit that would make it even worse. HA HA<P>R

My secret identity would be: Time Change Man!<P>Where there was a wrong, I would reverse time and fix events both personal and historical! And I wouldn't have any ethical problem with changing my own past like some time-changing super heroes. And I would wear a cool outfit! Red and gold with a cool hat and a cool cape and a mysterious vortex swirl on my chest.<P>SaltWater

I want to be the "Affairarator". Eliminator of A's. With a blue cape and a cute outfit. Designed to fly in and out of the fog, yet maintain clear visibility able to whack common sense into the WS's in a single blow. Able to send the OP to the mothership with the blast of my powerful super zapper finger (which one? hm.... the pointer!!!). <P>Restoration specialist, restore memory loss and reverse the revisionist history. <P>Ok, where do I sign up? <P>L.<P>

Dang......all the goods ones are taken; therefore, I'll commence to be....."ME" which stands for Mudder Earth. That's right....the ultimate woman who creates the most wonderful life sources on the planet Earth. She is the epidemy of goodness, fertility and let's throw in fidelity. Yeah, that's a ticket. Do not stir her blood or she'll retaliate with dooming elements. But only if she is angered beyond control (which means she's pissed beyond all imagination). It's not nice to f*** Mudder Nature, I mean Earth........<P> <P>------------------<BR><B>Time heals all wounds as long as you DON'T pick at them!</B>

This is FUN!!! Can I play?<P>You all, of course, must be able to guess the super hero I will be:<P><I>More powerful than an oozing slime trail ...<P>Faster than a slithering sleazeball ...<P>Able to leap tall barstools in a single bound ... </I><P>It's <B><I>Slug Buster!</I></B> <P>Armed only with a six pack of generic beer and a 100 pound bag of salt, she roams the world looking for the sleazy, slimey slugs who have their antennae tuned in to <B>YOUR</B> spouse!!!<P>OP's ... be <B>VERY</B> afraid!!!<P> <P>------------------<BR>terri<BR><B>Courage</B><P>Whatever course you decide upon,<BR>there is always someone to tell you<BR>that you are wrong.<P>There are always difficulties arising<BR>which tempt you to believe that your <BR>critics are right.<P>To map out a course of action <BR>and follow it to an end <BR>requires courage.<P><I>Ralph Waldo Emerson</I>

LOL, Terri, <P>You dont live in Washington State do you? The slugs here have got to be seen to be believed. My Dad came to visit from the midwest and stayed on Central time and got up at the crack of dawn and was out with a salt shaker hunting every morning. <BR>Lora

OMG...these are great...LOL...<P>HMMMM...I think I will dress in reggae clothes and be VacationMon....Whenever I see a BS that has had no time to themselves away from kids, home, job, house etc, I zap them off to a resort...hehe...oh and IF and only IF the WS has been most excellent, they get to go and share that time with their BS...hehe. I will fill their seven days and nites with passion, romance, and let the BS be swept off their feet!!<P>Ya'll deserve that!!<P>Trueheart

OK. been thinking for a while. i like to try to fix everything, so I gues I would like to be "Fix It Woman". I suppose my outfit would be like a tool-time kind of thing, armed with MB books, Bibles, flowers, candy, money, and a 2x4 for the really stubborn ones!! I want to go around and fix everyone's problems, with the snap of my fingers! I'll cause all the WS's to wake up and return to their loyal spouses. Make all the OP go away and find someone they can truly commit to. I'll fix all the broken marriages. Help people get out of debt. <P>Hey, I like this. Where do I sign? <P>------------------<BR>Faith1<P>"Then Jesus answered, 'Woman, you have great faith! Your request is granted.'"<BR>Matt 15:28

Ok i need to get mine in here before you all take the good ones. And can I say that you all are a scream.<BR> NAME: MADAME MEGABUCKS<P> SUPERPOWER: To win the LOTTO every time. I would be generous. 10% to the church, iwould donate to charity, and i would hire a maid. OH YEAH, AND be with my HUSBAND. I know it is not a funny one, but dang coem on 16 months of seperation i am LOOKING for the money now to get to him as soon as i can LMAO<BR>Maine<P>------------------<BR>IN the words of BOB the BUILDER!!" WE can fix it, yes we can!!!"

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lora:<BR><B>LOL, Terri, <P>You dont live in Washington State do you? The slugs here have got to be seen to be believed. My Dad came to visit from the midwest and stayed on Central time and got up at the crack of dawn and was out with a salt shaker hunting every morning. <BR>Lora</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><BR>YUK......I've heard of this remedy for slugs and snails. What is determined a slug by one is escargot to another....Ewwwwwwww!<BR><P>------------------<BR><B>Time heals all wounds as long as you DON'T pick at them!</B>

<P>This is the best thing I've seen since the party, thanks Maine, I needed the smile!!<P>Y'all have the best ones covered already so I'll have to get creative let me see... hmmmmmn......<P><BR>I'll be SUPER MOM. Armed with eyes on the back of my head, x-ray vision, super fast speed, the ability to fly small children to soccer practice in a single bound, super sensitive sonic hearing, three extra sets of arms to pull out for extra hugging power, and the magical healing kiss for all boo- boos, I can fly around the world helping struggling over-worked Mom's world wide. Of course with a spin to the left I can change back to the mild mannered Mrs. NY, dressed in slinky lingerie and ready to meet my H's every need too , and I won't be an ounce tired because of my super stamina. <P>I like that one!! What do you think??<P> <P><BR>

Scared... LOVE IT!

I would be Suuuppppppper-Whacks-alotttttt.<P>I would carry a 2x4 and whack ALL of the idiots of the world up along side the head. Twice for those that have cheated, and three times for those that they cheated with!<P>Scared do you know that MOM stands for Motivational Organizational Manager? Had to do a whole speech one time to a hundred women on the subject!! That was scarey!<P>Faith1--I'll use my own 2x4, thanks!<P>Dawn

Ok, where is Cali?<P>I imagine her as a mild mannered teacher/linguist by day and fighter for the family by night. Spreading the word about how to avoid the big A, using her poems to woo back the WS from the OP and defusing all the confusion from the fogese language. Her private crusade would be to eradicate the fogese language from the face of this earth and eliminate all A's. Her Super Friend name? <BR>Hurricane Cali Mon!<P>L.<P>

I would be THE MINDREADER!!! You have to say it with the t.v. announcer's voice. <BR>I would be able to read my H's mind and the OW's mind whenever they thought about each other or were together. I would also be able to bestow this gift to any potential BS at any given time. They wouldn't have to ask. Just the threat of having an A would automatically give the soon to be BS this ability. Thus, creating an A Free World!

I love to help people, in whatever way I can. I think I would be the "FOGESE-INATOR", able to translate ALL fogese to everyone here trying to figure it out. With my magic wand, I would zap the WS's in the groin (hehehe), and suddenly, their fogese would become logical talk.<P>That would certainly save alot of typing on here, wouldn't it? <P>Karen<BR>(that's the best I could come up with... but oh wow! What a list that's going!... GREAT thread idea maine!)