1. The best way to get even is to forget...<BR>2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...<P>3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...<P>4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...<P>5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...<P>6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!<P>7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...<P>8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.<P>9. Words are windows to the heart.<P>10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.<P>11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just add a little dirt.<P>12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.<P>13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.<P>14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.<P>15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.<P>16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.<P>17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!<P>18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.<P>19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...<P>20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.<P>And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.<P>"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything."<P>You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.<BR>
