Man oh Man!!<P>For someone that professes to be a lover of books, they must be running a special on *throw aways* that never made the library before spell check came along.<P>*hukt on foniks werkt fer mee*<P>You are either drunk alot, or can't spell worth a crap!!<P>STL, thank you so much for deciphering the Dorkie fogese for us!! (As a language arts teacher, this rolls my stomach more than a good roller coaster.)<P>Words like empathy, brake vs. break, juding vs judging, vreapy?? (very, I assume). I just don't get it...(and don't come in here and go off about perfection, Humble, as I know that is what you will focus on is chastising me for that thought), but just try to work on it a tad so you at least look a bit more intelligent when trying to defend your A with your *dedicated* MM. Looking halfway intelligent goes a long way to getting people to, if nothing else, read your entire post and focus on your message, as opposed to deciphering your wayward use of the English language. It seems the message gets lost in the translation after about the fourth misspelling. Maybe your loving Weak Spouse/Lover could help you rewrite things after one of your drunken, romantic interludes??<P>The fog just gets thicker and thicker!! It's a good thing it doesn't smell.<P>*Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.*<P>Trueheart

Trueheart:<P>Some planets have <I>methane</I> fog. Wheweeeee!<P>She studied OWbonics, I think. As for fogese, I am getting better at decipering it as time goes on. But vreapy? Which of the two first consonants are silent? Or is it a fogese dipthong? (No, Dorkie, that isn't a bathing suit for a quick swim.)<P>Hmmm ... will have to find Dorkie the link to the post on here entitled "Affairs for Dummies".<P>Godspeed,<BR>STL

STL you crack me up.

just wanted to say that ALL OW's (or XOW's as is my case) are not as stupid as Humblefish/REM and some of us actually do have compassion, clear the fog, and see the big picture. Please--and I'm not a begging person, but I BEG you---PLEASE do not put me in the same catagory as that woman.<P>HF,<BR>You need to stop! You are so f***ing childish!! What possible pleasure can you get out of coming here to pretend like you want help, then stir everything up, and then go to that stupid board and gloat about it?!?! UGH! You make me sick. If you feel so at home on GloryB why even come here? If you go there you can't really be trying to break away from an EMR and if you find support there for staying in the affair, um, why even bother coming here if not to stir up trouble? Also, you need to slow down when you type or get a dictionary to look up the words you want to type. A couple of typos are understandable but you type and act like a 3rd grader.

STL: Grammar correction.<BR>You wrote: "Which of the two first consonants are silent?"<BR>That is grammatically incorrect. The correct verb choice would be the third person singular, that is:<BR>"Which of the two first consonants IS silent?"

RC:<P>Grammar correction: thanks. "Which is silent" is the proper grammar, and not applying plurality to the prepositional phrase "of the two first consonants" ... <smack my forehead> ...<P>You get an A+ for today's grammar bee. Next comes the gold star. Or would you prefer "Next come the gold stars"?<P>Godspeed,<BR>STL

<B>Yark!</B><P>yark [ee-ark] explicative<BR>holy-crap, folks: an expression of amused dismay<BR>[Early 21th century. Formed from "yeow", a humorous formation after numerous hammer smucks to the thumb; modeled on yeow , yarg, yarque, yikes, etc.]<P><BR>Someone should come in and torch this thread...<P>[smack forehead with palm)<P>'course I just bumped it, didn't I...<P>yark<BR><p>[This message has been edited by deut (edited July 30, 2001).]

*shaking my head sadly*<P>I hope the best for you, Fish. You really sound like you need friends.<P>You know, when I first found out about my husband's physical affair, I called the OW and left this message:<P><B>"One day when you've married the man of your dreams I hope you find out he's been d!cking around with a worthless little tramp like you."</B><P>Please take the above phrase and apply as needed.<P>I defended you when I thought you needed it. Now I just feel sorry for you.<P>Blessings,<BR>HBC