All ... on the lighter side:<P>I asked Jeeves "Causes of fog" ... the links, and snippet topics follow [bracketed text are STL's extensions ... since I didn't really want to follow all the links anyway]:<P>Haze<BR>... is caused by tiny particulates suspended in the atmosphere. At high concentrations, these particulates scatter and absorb sunlight resulting in [I would assume that it results in typical WS/OP behavior].<P>Humidity<BR>Fog and Horizontal Air Unite to Promote Growth ... [of an affair, it is assumed, as it does take a horizontal position to accomplish this, most often].<P>Above the Fog<BR>From our vantage point ... the gloomy mists ... a carpet in need of cleaning. The fog ... had been reason [for much debate on this site, omission indicated by ellipses, as the words weren't necessary].<P>Weather Wonder<BR>Fog is simply a cloud at the surface. Fog is usually caused by two conditions: [the OP and the WS].<P>Fog Help Page<BR>Local Severe Weather Alerts Help ... The local severe weather alerts provide real-time notification of severe weather events impacting the [betrayed spouse].<P>Search and Rescue<BR>About mid century, rumours began to circulate of yet another strange tale linked with [fog]. In those days the world had little sympathy and understanding for mental illness which, in the main, was treated by segregation. Sufferers from [the fog, BS, often had to mount search and rescue missions using MB rescue techniques, to attempt to contact those lost in fog.]<P>Wild Weather: Latest severe weather news from around the world. Original articles and features about meteorological...<BR>Bringing nature's wrath into the comfort of your own home. Daily updates on severe weather from around the world. [No modification necessary, you think?]<P>CYBERHEALTH #7<BR>A quick follow-up on [affairs:] Another warning on licorice; must we choose between brain fog and [divorce]. [Hmmm, wonder if WAT wrote this one?]<P>Definitions and Mnemonics<BR>Definitions and Mnemonics for [BSs] StudyWeb Award: When one is first learning [about an affair], there seems to be an endless confusion of terms, procedures, and rules to be memorized [on Marriage Builders]. Many of these are weather [related, primarily fog].<P>Daco Instrument<BR>Moisture condensation as a result of temperature and air pressure changes during [an affair] causes [the affairee as brains] to fog and [marriages] to degrade. To alleviate these problems, DACO designs and manufactures systems to eliminate [fog.]<P>Leaflet 16<BR>Domestic [Fog] Control: [Fog] consists of particles of carbon or soot, tiny tar particles and hydrocarbons [in conjunction with water vapor]. These particles can penetrate deep into [a wayward spouse's brain (see Moose Brain Worms)] and cause damage. About 22% of the [fog] in our atmosphere comes from domestic [marital infidelities].<P>Application Note 29 - Outdoor environments<BR>Typically, these are those found in coastal regions where a combination of salt-spray and high winds combine with fog, rain, and large temperature variations to produce an environment which is very hard on [marriages]. There are two [participants: the wayward spouse and other person (WS and OP, respectively, often also referred to by Other Woman--OW, and OM--Other Man), both affected deeply by the fog conditions specified above.]<P>AccuWeather Products and Services: Forensic Services<BR>AccuWeather(R) Products and Services: Forensic Meteorology. Email us! What We Do: AccuWeather researches past weather events [(primarily affairees' fog)] and provides reports and expert testimony for attorneys and insurance companies seeking historical [fog-]weather data [in divorce proceedings].<P>Fogged Images<BR>Fogged photographs [of waywards spouses; see previous listing.] <P>Bad News about [People Suffering] with [Moose Brain Worms]<BR>Listing of the 92 FDA acknoledged symptoms of [MBW] poisoning... that includes death.<P>Enjoy and Godspeed,<BR>STL<p>[This message has been edited by SeenTheLight (edited July 28, 2001).]

STL---Pretty good stuff, will keep me busy here all night reading that stuff.<P>Dawn

STL Thanks for the definitions! LMAO, mostly after reading your definitions posted to dorkfish. (evil chuckle). You know I normally hold my tongue and just don't respond to such cr*p, but I had to tell her to get lost today. Thank you for helping run her out of town on a rail, I hope she is smart enough to not come back!! I for one will never post to her, not even a recipe again, welcome worn? No, it was worn a long time ago, now you are just NOT WELCOMED I say to DF).<P>Anyhow, STL, you are great, my hero. <P>NY<P>

top:<P>A lighter-side topic and reading for the weekend.<P>Please expound, expand at will! The more the merrier!<P>Godspeed,<BR>STL

Once more to the top for weekend enjoyment.

hmmmmm.....quiet Sunday on the ol' homestead?