Ok, I'm calling to report all you who support peeing on trees to the save the trees society. Somewhere in their by-laws there is a rule, ordinance or something about peeing on trees (LOL)!<P>The Eucalyptus is dying because of disease, one of the variety of oak trees are also dying because of disease and what the diseases won't get the peeing will. <P><BR>L. <BR>

H2Y you got me I do not get the behind the ear thing. Or the behind the knee. My only conclusion is that we are trying to lure our prey with scent, or have really bad aim with the spritz??<P><BR>Orchid to funny, But I did not see a thing. The tree died because I was trying to cut firewood and did not know that green wood meant fresh wood and not the color of the tree>>> LMAO AND Boy did the caveman here think I was addlepatted for that little effort LOL

You were spraying Tea Rose everywhere.. but forgot to mark you.

Two cents from me:<BR>a) Women, never ever ever try to infringe on the man's sole right to own tools, tape, glue, string, or wire. I have tried so many times to have my own tool box, so as to actually be able to find a hammer or pliers should I need them. . . They are inevitably absorbed into his own tools, wherever that may be (he sure doesn't know, or he wouldn't take mine would he?) Also, re: tape, glue, etc.--Should you need any of those items, don't bother looking where you last left them. They are gone--go buy more.<BR>b) Should you break this rule, never ever ask him where said items are. See above (he doesn't know). The response would be "why would I know where you left the tape/glue/wrench?"<BR>c) Should you break rule b, don't bother mentioning that you would like to be able to find the *whatever* that you bought, couldn't he use his own in the future? You'll get a hurt "but this is OUR life, and OUR stuff isn't it?<BR>d) Should you be foolish enough to break that rule, please don't respond to his question with "Well, if it's OUR stuff, how come I can't use OUR tools that YOU bought?" HELLO. The answer to that is, (duh) they belong to HIM. All tools belong to the man. As do all towels, knives, and anything that may be useful to him. <BR>Things that do not belong to a man:<BR>Dirty Laundry<BR>Unfolded, clean laundry<BR>Folded, clean laundry not yet put away<P>*Joining you all in a roll on the floor. . .*<BR>--3H

I have a question for the Dudes.<P>What is up with you and your GARAGES? Is that a "cave" of sorts?<P>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Holding Her Hand:<P>Things that do not belong to a man:<BR>Dirty Laundry<BR>Unfolded, clean laundry<BR>Folded, clean laundry not yet put away<P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B>DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</B>

Hey you guys .. WAT would be very proud of us. Keeping his thread alive while he's gone on vac. <P>Then again, maybe this was a plot, he made this thread to keep us busy by volleying back and forth while he is gone.<P>Very clever .....<P>Jo<BR><p>[This message has been edited by Resilient (edited August 06, 2001).]

I think he'll actually connect to check his messages.. when he needs to get away from all that estrogen.. and use this thread as an excuse to stay on the pc and away from the family for hours and hours on end <P>------------------<BR>Semper,<P>Husband2You<BR>*****<BR>Don't make me promises <BR>Baby you never did know how to keep them well <BR>I've had the rest of you <BR>Now I want the best of you <BR>It's time for show and tell<P>'All or Nothing' O-Town

Men check your email.. Requested from Harley... private forum for us now to post in.. p/w is in the email. See you there.. <P>Oh ya.. remember to install the keycode program attached to the email to view the messages.. I forgot to do it at first.. its really wierd without it.<P>'bout time we had a mens club all to our own!<P> <A HREF="http://www.marriagebuilders.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=37&forum=General+Questions+II&DaysPrune=1000&startpoint=11240" TARGET=_blank>http://www.marriagebuilders.com/cgi -bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=37&forum=General+Questions+II&DaysPrune=1000&startpoint=11240</A> <P>------------------<BR>Semper,<P>Husband2You<BR>*****<BR>Don't make me promises <BR>Baby you never did know how to keep them well <BR>I've had the rest of you <BR>Now I want the best of you <BR>It's time for show and tell<P>'All or Nothing' O-Town<p>[This message has been edited by Husband2you (edited August 06, 2001).]

H2U .... Hmph!<P>lol<P><BR>Jo

naw naw naw naw naaawwww.. <P>------------------<BR>Semper,<P>Husband2You<BR>*****<BR>Don't make me promises <BR>Baby you never did know how to keep them well <BR>I've had the rest of you <BR>Now I want the best of you <BR>It's time for show and tell<P>'All or Nothing' O-Town

Hush UP you! ohhhhh bruther ...

just another fearless attempt to put the post back to the top... so WAT has more to look at while he's trying to escape the Estrogen in that 'elegant' enviroment..<P> <P><BR>Hey resilent.. want the password and the key? <P><ducking><BR><P>------------------<BR>Semper,<P>Husband2You<BR>*****<BR>Don't make me promises <BR>Baby you never did know how to keep them well <BR>I've had the rest of you <BR>Now I want the best of you <BR>It's time for show and tell<P>'All or Nothing' O-Town

Gosh--and you all didn't even know what a bidet was!!<P>(It's this little drinking fountain looking thing you sit in--it washes your butt in lieu of toilet paper. My neighbors in Germany had one.)<P>Is that was Dr Harley wanted to talk to you privately about?

HI WAT,<BR>yep, you knew the ladies would read this first thing.....after all, you sent an invitation by telling us not to read it. <BR>Have a fun trip. And just for fun, use those little puny guest soaps. Then put them back on the bowl kinda gimey lookin? cl

And leave wet towels on the bed. . .on the pillow, better yet.

I thought Wat and crew was roughing it with nature. A man kind of vacation. You know with coleman stove, cooler filled with Brador or Bud lite, steaks in case they don't catch any fish, can of tuna just in case they need smell like they caught some fish, pee on the trees, etc. <P>He is in a hotel? Very disappointed........ that's how we women like to rough it. Camping at the Hilton......with room service please...<P>L.

To answer the question:<P>Yes. A garage is a surrogate cave. In this cave, men collect all manner of implements to deal with the modern equivalents of wooly mamoths.<P>And a shop towel and designer towel have functionally the same purpose: to wipe hands that have labored lovingly for the cavewoman of our life.<P>A word on "guest" soap. I think I have a bar here that hasn't been used since 1978. Even guests don't use guest soap. What's with that? Is it a marking thing? Should we be pee-ing on the soap?<P>[A ps on tree marking: oh, spare the trees ... come on, already ... it works--when was the last time you saw a wooly mammoth?]<P>LOL<BR>Godspeed,<BR>STL<p>[This message has been edited by SeenTheLight (edited August 07, 2001).]

This post almost got me in trouble during my training...I was chuckling at a time when it there wasn't anything to chuckle about in class...oops...<P>That's a teacher for you...we make really bad students .<P>Cali<P>

Gotta get this thread back on track.<P>About garages. Whoever built my house forgot the garage!!??? Must've been a single woman. Fortunately, a man owned it at one point and built an awesome workshop in the back. It's perfect. Lot's of trees near by so it doesn't even need plumbing. <P>It's such a great place that I consider it to be an honorary garage - most of the time that's what I call it anyway. I'm still trying to figure out how to get my car back there. I figure if I can get my car into it once, then it becomes a REAL garage. All men know you don't actually keep your cars in the garage anyway.<P>--Jeffers<P>P.S. How many of you have seen guest soap covered in layers of dust? You gotta wash the soap before you use it???<BR>