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Jeffers, we could install cup holders on the P-Fence along with the Lazy Man/Woman chair. <p>Oh ... WAIT! How about a costume of WS covered in GREEN GREEN Grass? Yanno ... the "Grass is Greener" theme?<p>Jo
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So what do I win [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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I am rotflmao...my students think I have lost my mind!!!<p>What a great way to start the day...<p>Cali
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hahahahahaha.<p>Yikes! I gotta quit hitting "refresh" on this page. Got stuff to do today.<p>Jeffers
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Oh I like these, my STBX could had been a "waffle" last yr; in 99 he could had been "sitting on the fence" & this yr he could be "slime" or as he thinks he should be "father of the year" for all the scarfices he has made for his sons. gag, gag, gag but in any of the last few yrs he could be Pinoncio [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>now he would cast the OW as the "Fairy Godmother" who has made all his dreams come true while I am the evil old hag that ruined his life [img]images/icons/mad.gif" border="0[/img]
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I am surprised no-one has mentioned aliens yet.<p>What was that movie, where they looked like humans, but underneath they were aliens? They had long forked tongues, too, I believe.....<p>Yep, that's my H.<p>Now OW....that big man eating alien thing from the movie Alien.<p>And as for me....Sigourney Weaver
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Or Nina, hows about the "Body Snatchers" ..... <p>So they dress up as a POD, while us BS aren't looking, and then KaBOOM! ... they turn into a facsimile of our old faithful spouse, but unbeknowst to us, they are a dreaded WS.<p>And on D-day they point at us and scream like a siren!! OMG! lol<p>[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Resilient ]</p>
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Well I don't celebrate Halloween but they can take on some interesting forms. At least the stuff they babble from their mouths sound something like that in K-Pax? I only saw the trailer clips but that was enough fogese for me!!!! LOL [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>How about dreeesed up as a hallow-weenie? ooops...... I didn't mean that.... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Note: This is not Orchid. She has been abducted and taken to the mother ship currently being fed moose worms...... they say it tastes like chicken.... <p>Signing off, ?X#!
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THese are GREAT!!! hehe<p>ummmmm.... well, it depends on what your definition of IS is, but I suppose the male WS's could go dressed as Bill Clinton. hmmmmm... and then there's Monica in the blue dress for his OW. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]<p>[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Faith1 ]</p>
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In my opinion, they should all dress as matching choclate starfish (more to the point [censored]) since they like to treat us like sh**!
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Jo - Personally, I thought the resemblance between "Lana Dearest" (gag) and the Bride of Chucky was uncanny! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>As for my H's XOW, I think she should wrap herself in a quilt and go as a Pig in a Blanket!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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I love you so much, CB!<p>Lana Dearest does look like Bride of Chucky, altho, I think Bride of Chucky has all her own teeth. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>I'll never "ever" forget your post about how your H's XOW would need a herd of cattle to make herself a leather mini skirt ... Wooooo Hoooo! <p>I am truly laughing out loud, CB! Gawd you're funny!
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OH OH OH!!! I have a great one for OW#1.<p>She could dress up as a dog with two heads. The theme???<p>A TWO FACED B***H!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!<p>(she HAD been a friend of mine for a few years prior to the A with my H).<p>Karen
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Ok, this is 'not orchid' again. I see you didn't like my diet Oscar Meyer version (hallo wienie). So I will try again. <p>How about a Psyco babble rabbit? Hey, I know one that is like that without having to put on a costume!!!!! LOL! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>No signature this time..... I might get in trouble [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]
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Oh my! What fun. I want to play...<p>My H's costume would have to be a giant "? mark"-- Very appropriate...and very fitting: who me? what? where? when? are you suggesting I lied?<p>OW would be dressed up as the "Virgin Mary"... I NEVER did anything wrong. I would NEVER have participated if your H hadn't convinced me it was "okay".<p>Of course, I'd be the one dressed as a "rock"...because according to my H I'm no fun, never want to do anything, and like to lay around [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img] . <p>Too funny! ~Marie
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You guys are the best ever! This thread ROCKED!<p>Thank you for this post, WAT .... we all needed to laugh. <p>Love, Jo
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OK, with the authority invested in me because I started the thread, I'll be the judge for the best suggested costume: (dern, there's no smiley for a drum roll, so I'll use rolleyes)<p> [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img] <p>First place: the fat WAFFLE suggested by hurtinginil. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Second place: the ? suggested by Marie (I was heavily influenced for the choice by my memory of that ancient music video of 96 Tears by Question Mark and the Mysterions - anybody else remember?)<p>Too bad there weren't more suggestions for BSs - no one even suggested a doormat with dog poop whiped on it. I thought of going as a yard sale - ya know - all those used-to-be precious family belongings sold for 1 cent on the dollar - but this wasn't funny enough.<p>WAT
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I don't know but I should have dressed up like a huge tongue, being bit in half by even huger teeth!!! Its what I have been doing so much lately. <p>As far as ws---loads and loads of soft cotton with whispy see through parts---THE FOG!! Mikkey
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Just had to get one more in here. WS as sanitation man and BS as the "trash" being dumped. That's exactly how he made me feel.<p>Is there anyway to portray Pain and anguish?
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Hey WAT<p>? & The Mysterians...the pride of Bay City Michigan... <p>Yeah, I remember...what I don't recall about this 1967 (I'm pretty sure) hit was a music VIDEO? Maybe just a 45 RPM record...Was video even invented way back then??? [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] And if we are old enough to remember this song, maybe we'd be better off not admitting it. [img]images/icons/cool.gif" border="0[/img] <p>"...you're gonna cry...cry, cry, cry...96 tears..." <p>E
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