My girlfriend just sent this to me. I am laughing hysterically. Thought you might all need a laugh or 2. <p>Subject: AND "DEAR ABBY" REALLY LAUGHED AT THESE LETTERS<p>Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:<p>Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from
me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other
is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two
women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into their apartment or come out.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?<p>Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language
and violence on my VCR?<p>Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so
much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is
his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who
has been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling
around, and when I confronted him with the evidence
he denied everything and said it would never happen
again..
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would
a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn
against his own?<p>Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now, how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a
psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for
two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.<p>Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I
didn't know he drank until one night he came home
sober.<p>Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my
doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get
pregnant and couldn't and he did it.<p>Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she
is going through her mental pause.<p>Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is
a doctor.
