Hi, <p>Wanted to share this little bit of a confusion that seems to hit at all levels of our lives. <p>It was kind of funny and just makes you go hmm.........<p>
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through our
own stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.<p> On a Sears hairdryer:<p> "Do not use while sleeping."<p> (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)<p> On a bag of Fritos:<p> "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."<p> (The shoplifter special)<p> On a bar of Dial soap:<p> "Directions: Use like regular soap."<p> (And that would be how ...?)<p> On some Swanson frozen dinners:<p> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."<p> (But its "just" a suggestion)<p> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):<p> "Do not turn upside down."<p> (Too late!)<p> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:<p> "Product will be hot after heating."<p> (As night follows day . . .)<p> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<p> "Do not iron clothes on body."<p> (But wouldn't this save me more time?)<p> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:<p> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."<p> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)<p>Lesson learned? If it doesn't make sense, ask.
At least where the manufacturers are concerned!??!? LOL!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>L.
