Here is a joke that I got today ...
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Once upon a time, a young man was taking a walk in the woods. He came
across a frog. The frog said "Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful
princess." The young man picked up the frog and looked at it and smiled
and put it into this pocket.

The frog said, "Kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess, and I’ll
stay with you for a week." The young man pulled the frog out of his
pocket and looked at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog said "Okay, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay
with you for a week, and I’ll do whatever you want." The young man patted
the frog and smiled and put the frog back into his pocket.

Finally the frog said, "Look, what’s it going to take? I’ve told you
if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you
for a week, and I’ll do whatever you want. Why won’t you kiss me?"

The young man said "Look, I’m an IT geek, I do software and systems, I
don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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Hi Redhat,<p>I like that one - OM is an IT geek.<p>Here's a tasteless Brit gag.<p>Q: What goes stiff after 3 strokes?<p>A: Princess Margaret

My ex-husband.

Everyone has already heard this one but here it goes.....<p> One day Osama Bin Laden is walking through the desert and comes across a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and wants to grant him a wish. He wishes to wake up the next morning with 3 women in his bed. The genie didn't like his attitude, but granted his wish anyway.<p> The next morning he woke up to 3 women:
Tonya Harding
Lorana Bobbit
and Hillary Clinton<p> He had a broken leg, his penis had been choped off and thrown into the woods, and no health insurance to pay for it all.... [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img]

A couple had been married 15 yrs.One day the husband came home and found his wife busily throwing her clothes and belongings in a suitcase on their bed. "Where are you going?" asked her husband.
"I'm sick and tired of all our arguments. I can't take it any more! I'm moving out!!!"
Her husband stood there watching her a few minutes then went and got his suitcase and started packing up his own things. " What are YOU doing?" asked his wife. "I'm going WITH you!!" he replied. lifeismessy

I only know stoopid jokes, like ....<p>A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks ...<p>"Why the long face?"<p>Sorry ...<p>Jo