Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2001 winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******

LOL LOL LOL!
Oh boy I am gonna print those.
Thanks Bgentle, I needed a nice laugh.

No one be offended please... these are cute! [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img] <p>CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES
1. Nice Bible
2. I would like to pray with you
3. You know Jesus........Me too
4. God told me to come talk to you
5. I know a church where we could go and talk
6. How about a hug, sister
7. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12. I am here for you
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all
my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date...I mean "do"
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really
nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.
23. You know they said that you have never really dated until you have
dated a Christian.
24. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath
25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

lol faith that was hillarious you two are killing laughing today!