For all the women out there who have given up trying to figure out your man, I offer the following quote from Robin Williams:<p> "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time."<p>That about sums it up!

Amen.

Hey--<p>Not all of us [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>E

Well her did leave his wife for thier nanny.<p>[ March 21, 2002: Message edited by: fairydust ]</p>

SHATTERED-<p>What brought this up? I think you might have started something here. I'm sure some of us out there can think of a few about women as well.<p>Where's worthatry (Dave) when we need him? [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img]

Guys, don't get upset... this is meant for guys who do think this way! [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] Unfortunately, many of us are married to them! Hey, maybe your w's had too much male hormone? <p>H [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img]

And some men only have a strict blood routing to the southern region. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0[/img]

Always Hopeful - here I am.<p>Well, this is my story and I'm sticking to it [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] <p>I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."<p>Once upon a time, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.<p>I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.<p>The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store...I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say OK. Then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared.<p>I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK to buy it. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."<p>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."<p>You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."<p>WAT

Ohhhh Gawd, WAT. What a can of worms this is gonna open.<p>Jo

a joke a saw this morning: [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>WHILE MY WIFE AND I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely
young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My
eyes followed her.
Without looking up from the item she was examining, my
wife asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in?"

I threw this out there because I find that I need to amuse myself somehow when I can't sleep. I had the OM in mind when I posted this, not all the faithful husbands who love their wives and actually take their vows seriously (like me [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] )

Well like a lot of the men said not all men. But I have one for the ladies. The counselor I am seeing says that right now 70% of the people coming to see her are women who are cheating on men. I have also been told the statistic is higher for women to cheat then for a man.

Women are so much more in tune with their bodies.<p>They have a psychic headache detection gene.<p>"Honey, I feel fine now, but I know I'll have a headache later." <p> [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Jeffers<p>P.S. WAT, isn't it truly justice when no one is happy?