The inventor Arthur Davidson, of Harley-Davidson Motorcycle<p>Corporation, died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,
"Since<p>you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the<p>world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven".<p>
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang<p>out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him<p>to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of Women?"<p>God said, "Ahh yes"<p>
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some<p>major design flaws in your invention."<p>
> > > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.<p> > > > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.<p> > > > > 3. Most of the rear ends are to soft and wobble too much.<p> > > > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,<p> > > > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!<p>
"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."<p>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and<p>waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God<p>read it.<p>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to<p>Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my<p>invention than yours."

tee-hee [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>here's another one...<p><< A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle
of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets
out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit
is
dead.The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.<p>A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the
side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
rabbit
and killed it."<p>The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again; he hops down
the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and
waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of
sight.<p>The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can
around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...<p>
(Are you ready for this?)<p>
(Are you sure?)<p>
(This is bad!)<p>
(OK, here it is)<p>
...It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."