color:#663366]DISCLAIMER: Entertainment purposes only to help the BS have a stress reducer and tongue in cheek fun.

I will start. We call the OW "the plastic pinata" or PP.

Why: She is made of plastic -- plastic top, plastic face and yes even a plastic BUTT -- yes butt.

The Pinata is that it is for entertainment, but you need to beat it with a stick and what falls out is sweet at the beginning but will eventually get you sick[/color]. :twobyfour:

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Wow that is alot of censored...

Tramp-o-lean because she's thin and has fake boobs. When I think of her I think "boink, boink, boink" because that's all she was good for.

LOL I love PP.

Sometimes pinatas are filled with candy but it's cheap, stale candy that tastes like [censored]. You have to toss it in the trash like old Halloween candy.

This name is priceless. We should get a patent on some of them... Priceless

Hog-Feed...

Had more to do with what I wanted to do to him than much of anything else.

Then I figured, why ruin a bunch of perfectly good hogs...

I think Queenie's nickname for her WH's OW is appropriate...She calls her Crack-Ho.

Full name would be Crack-Ho with Hep C.

I guess that makes her initials CHHC...Look, she's a palindrome too.

Does that mean she looks the same no matter which side you see her from?

Gargamel - evil, and a perpetual pot-stirrer...

With thanks to whichever of my friends on Idiotville that thought it up one day.

My new favorite pet name came from a video posted by Mark:

"no good white trash ho!"

No animal cruelty. Although if the hogs were like those giant man meater hogs in that Hannibal movie I might have to rethink that.




LMAO

Her name on my cell phone is Bad Teeth. Even WH laughed when I refered to her as "not-too-bright-with-bad-teeth." Now days, I just call her bimbo.

what a potty mouth!

Gotta link to that video?

How can you insult those poor hogs. They are too good to be brought down to that level...

Girl, you will love this! Cheater, Cheater

I bought the video on itunes and put it on my IPOD.

lol i loved that video thanks

so glad i'm getting beyond the pain of taking my anger out on my OM3

from the life beyond divorce land.... yay!

Loved it! It's catchy. Makes me want to send an email with the link to Tramp-o-lean.

Now I've got that song stuck in my head even without listening to it again. It's real catchy!

Mine is referred to as "COW".....

Mark mentioned Queenie's, which is a favorite of mine but the BEST one I ever heard was what a poster named SerenitySoon called the OW.....

WARTHOG......and her car was the HOGMOBILE.......


oh, and B liked to refer to COW as "sidepork".......


oh them were some good times....

not2fun

I wish I had some sort of clever reason for my name for the OM, but let's face it, Pond Scum just sort of fit as a general description of the POS.

I wish I could have been more humorous, but when it comes to Pond Scum, my sense of humor deserts me.

Imagine that.

FYI... Tramp-o-lean is still my favorite so far. Attagirl, BR.

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Pond Scum...

Would that be blue-green filamentous algae? :RollieEyes:

Read about filamentous algae at the Texas Agrilife Extension Service: aka: Pond Scum

Perhaps we could find a nickname for him. Something like spirogyra or pithophora. Sounds kind of pithy to me...

And if you fill a brown paper bag with the stuff of course you would have a true scum-bag...

AOTC, I don't know what you're complaining about. Pond Scum is plenty funny...

You just gotta work with it a little.

Maybe it's in the delivery...

Mark

Dang. Now I want a name for OM and WW.

Douche-Iwanttocutoffhisearandsethimonfire-bag.

"I don't care what you know, or what you don't know, im going to torture you anyways"

Sarah.....that was her name.

Now, if you had asked about my pet name for wh.....that would have been different....let's just say that it varied. :MrEEk: Some of them were not ladylike.

Reporting for information.



Actually when you look her up in the dictionary another name would be rode hard and put away wet. :MrEEk:

She is beyond UGLY... But crack isn't known to enhance ones looks..... or their brains.... or come to think of it, their bodies......

Now if I can just come up with a FABULOUS WH name I'm complete.

I call the OW "The Mattress-backed Meth Mama", or just Dirtbag for short.

The others? Well including TMbMM they are all what they are. That is bad enough.

The Possum Queen

For OM: Snaggletooth (he only has one front tooth),

ZERO

BUM - step FIL calls him this - no "the" just BUM. He calls him this in person too!

For WW:

Chicklet: as in Chicklet teeth since she has a great smile and Zero has none.

Psycho Hore B$%^&: no explanation necessary

Sargeant Slut - starts with SL and ends with mutt, rhyming word for mongrol dog

and my car that they went to lunch in is the whoremobile - starts with slang word for the oldest profession and ends with mobile, obviously it's not the batmobile

I guess we can say censored but not (censored).

OM - I have no name for him as he is the one who I do not speak of.

XW - Soul Sucking Harpy

Well my real pet name for the FOW would be (censored), so i will go with the "no good white trash ho" because it suits her well.

Liked the song BTW.

I'm with Pariah - I never speak his name. He is simply referred to as "him". However, now that I think of it, I do have a couple of pet names I could use...

armymama - That's exactly what I call my FWW's car (only she doesn't know it).

The one which we do not speak of is from the movie The Village.

Looked about the same and just as fake.

Dingle Berry

She devil

The whore...

This list keeps growing and growing. And they are all very clever, thought provoking, and love the explanation how the OP earning their new names.

maxi-pad

The b*tch across the street.

Serenity also called Warthogs kids Pigletts....LOL

No teasing kids.

Hmmm.... Pet Name...???

Well I haven't come up with one for OM #1 or OM #2 .... But maybe I should make one up that goes with the pet names I have for my WW...

SKANK

LEACH

Semen Receptacle

Carpenters Dream (Flat as a board and easy to nail)



If I was going to come up with a pet name for OM it would probably be something real simple like....


DUMB A$$

Just repeating what she called them here...

That's not funny, but it is.

I hope she doesn't have a daughter named Sue.

I refer to the OM as Genius.
This is because the only 100% consistently negative thing I have heard my WW say about him is that he is dumb as a rock. This is also backed up by others that have met him.

He is actually known around town as “Pop-A-Top”, because his crooked teeth look like you could use them as a bottle opener.

LOL....

All of my in-laws have their own nicknames that they gave themselves....

My WW's brother in law is called "The Rake" because he has a smile like a Rake!



I think one of his ancestors invented the "Tooth Brush"

If anyone else would have invented it they would have called it a "Teeth Brush"