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color:#663366]DISCLAIMER: Entertainment purposes only to help the BS have a stress reducer and tongue in cheek fun.  I will start. We call the OW "the plastic pinata" or PP.  Why: She is made of plastic -- plastic top, plastic face and yes even a plastic BUTT -- yes butt.  The Pinata is that it is for entertainment, but you need to beat it with a stick and what falls out is sweet at the beginning but will eventually get you sick[/color]. :twobyfour:
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
D17, D30
alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
Plan B 1/09
D final 12/09
Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."
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Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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[censored][censored][censored][censored][censored][censored] Wow that is alot of censored...
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
D17, D30
alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
Plan B 1/09
D final 12/09
Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."
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Tramp-o-lean because she's thin and has fake boobs. When I think of her I think "boink, boink, boink" because that's all she was good for.
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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LOL I love PP. Sometimes pinatas are filled with candy but it's cheap, stale candy that tastes like [censored]. You have to toss it in the trash like old Halloween candy.
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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Tramp-o-lean because she's thin and has fake boobs. This name is priceless. We should get a patent on some of them... Priceless
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
D17, D30
alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
Plan B 1/09
D final 12/09
Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."
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Hog-Feed...
Had more to do with what I wanted to do to him than much of anything else.
Then I figured, why ruin a bunch of perfectly good hogs...
I think Queenie's nickname for her WH's OW is appropriate...She calls her Crack-Ho.
Full name would be Crack-Ho with Hep C.
I guess that makes her initials CHHC...Look, she's a palindrome too.
Does that mean she looks the same no matter which side you see her from?
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My new favorite pet name came from a video posted by Mark: "no good white trash ho!"
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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No animal cruelty. Although if the hogs were like those giant man meater hogs in that Hannibal movie I might have to rethink that. Does that mean she looks the same no matter which side you see her from? LMAO
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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Her name on my cell phone is Bad Teeth. Even WH laughed when I refered to her as "not-too-bright-with-bad-teeth." Now days, I just call her bimbo.
M 25 yrs, 3 teens
Dday 12/07
5ish False Recoveries (all in 2008)
12/08 WH moves in w/OW, her kids
Plan B/D/FU -- depending on the day
He files 1/09; D final 12/2012
"I'm moving on"
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[censored][censored][censored][censored][censored][censored] what a potty mouth! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Gotta link to that video?
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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Hog-Feed...
Had more to do with what I wanted to do to him than much of anything else. How can you insult those poor hogs. They are too good to be brought down to that level...
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
D17, D30
alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
Plan B 1/09
D final 12/09
Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."
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Gotta link to that video? Girl, you will love this! Cheater, Cheater I bought the video on itunes and put it on my IPOD.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Gotta link to that video? Girl, you will love this! Cheater, Cheater I bought the video on itunes and put it on my IPOD. lol i loved that video thanks so glad i'm getting beyond the pain of taking my anger out on my OM3 from the life beyond divorce land.... yay!
FBH, 39
Now a primary custody dad
New life began June 2008
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Gotta link to that video? Girl, you will love this! Cheater, Cheater I bought the video on itunes and put it on my IPOD. Loved it!  It's catchy. Makes me want to send an email with the link to Tramp-o-lean.
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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Now I've got that song stuck in my head even without listening to it again. It's real catchy!
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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Mine is referred to as "COW"..... Mark mentioned Queenie's, which is a favorite of mine but the BEST one I ever heard was what a poster named SerenitySoon called the OW..... WARTHOG......and her car was the HOGMOBILE....... oh, and B liked to refer to COW as "sidepork"....... oh them were some good times.... not2fun
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I wish I had some sort of clever reason for my name for the OM, but let's face it, Pond Scum just sort of fit as a general description of the POS.
I wish I could have been more humorous, but when it comes to Pond Scum, my sense of humor deserts me.
Imagine that.
FYI... Tramp-o-lean is still my favorite so far. Attagirl, BR.
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BH 49
FWW 47
S23, S22
EA 4/07?-1/09
PA 6/07-10/08
NC Broken 8 times
NC finally firmly established 1/23/09
Making baby steps in Recovery, with a long way to go.
Last edited by AheadOfTheCurve; 03/04/09 11:17 PM. Reason: Addendum
BH 52
FWW 50
S26 S24
EA 3/07-1/09
PA 5/07-10/08
NC finally established after eight false starts: 1/23/09
Final Version of Events 6/09
In a solid Recovery, and lucky beyond belief.
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