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Pond Scum...  Would that be blue-green filamentous algae? :RollieEyes: Read about filamentous algae at the Texas Agrilife Extension Service: aka: Pond ScumPerhaps we could find a nickname for him. Something like spirogyra or pithophora. Sounds kind of pithy to me...  And if you fill a brown paper bag with the stuff of course you would have a true scum-bag...  AOTC, I don't know what you're complaining about. Pond Scum is plenty funny...  You just gotta work with it a little.  Maybe it's in the delivery...  Mark
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Dang. Now I want a name for OM and WW.
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WW-27
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D7
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EA for a week went PA and WW immediately left home leaving everything behind.
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Dang. Now I want a name for OM and WW. Douche-Iwanttocutoffhisearandsethimonfire-bag. "I don't care what you know, or what you don't know, im going to torture you anyways"
FBH 34 me,FWW 34,
DS 14, OC-D 12 (given up for adoption), DS-8, DD-5
D-Day#1 10-12-1998
D-Day#2 2-10-2008
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Sarah.....that was her name.
Now, if you had asked about my pet name for wh.....that would have been different....let's just say that it varied. :MrEEk: Some of them were not ladylike.
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Reporting for information. I think Queenie's nickname for her WH's OW is appropriate...She calls her Crack-Ho.
Full name would be Crack-Ho with Hep C.
I guess that makes her initials CHHC...Look, she's a palindrome too.
Does that mean she looks the same no matter which side you see her from? Actually when you look her up in the dictionary another name would be rode hard and put away wet. :MrEEk: She is beyond UGLY... But crack isn't known to enhance ones looks..... or their brains.... or come to think of it, their bodies...... Now if I can just come up with a FABULOUS WH name I'm complete.
BS 52, FWH 53, Married 1-1-84
D-day 5-14-07, WH moved in with OW
Plan A 9 months, DARK Plan B 3-17-08 until 3-2-09
WH and OW broke up 1-09
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I call the OW "The Mattress-backed Meth Mama", or just Dirtbag for short.
The others? Well including TMbMM they are all what they are. That is bad enough.
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FWH-GreenMile-62
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2 wonderful grown sons
D Day #1 4/1985
D Day #2 10/03/08
D Days continued for a while.
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Recovered marriage, recovering self, life gets better everyday 
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For OM: Snaggletooth (he only has one front tooth), ZERO BUM - step FIL calls him this - no "the" just BUM. He calls him this in person too! For WW: Chicklet: as in Chicklet teeth since she has a great smile and Zero has none. Psycho Hore B$%^&: no explanation necessary
Me BH 49 WXW 50
Married 1998
DS 2002
DD 2005
D Day 1 7/28/08
D Day 2 8/19/08
Divorce Final 3/19/2009
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Sargeant Slut - starts with SL and ends with mutt, rhyming word for mongrol dog
and my car that they went to lunch in is the whoremobile - starts with slang word for the oldest profession and ends with mobile, obviously it's not the batmobile
Last edited by armymama; 03/05/09 08:04 AM. Reason: pat names censored
BW - 70
WH - 65
M - 35 years
D-day - 17 Apr 08
H broke contact 11/1/09
Back in love after the worst thing that every happened to us.
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I guess we can say censored but not (censored).
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OM - I have no name for him as he is the one who I do not speak of.
XW - Soul Sucking Harpy
I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house top.
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Well my real pet name for the FOW would be (censored), so i will go with the "no good white trash ho" because it suits her well.
Liked the song BTW.
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I'm with Pariah - I never speak his name. He is simply referred to as "him". However, now that I think of it, I do have a couple of pet names I could use...
armymama - That's exactly what I call my FWW's car (only she doesn't know it).
BH (46) (me)
WW (47)
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EA began 5/07. PA 1/08-3/08. D-Day 9/15/08.
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The one which we do not speak of is from the movie The Village.
Looked about the same and just as fake.
I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house top.
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DDay PA 6/05
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This list keeps growing and growing. And they are all very clever, thought provoking, and love the explanation how the OP earning their new names. 
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
D17, D30
alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
Plan B 1/09
D final 12/09
Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."
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Last edited by Pepperband; 03/05/09 11:00 AM. Reason: it is her actual name, well, the first part anyway
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The b*tch across the street.
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