Hey 2, Never heard of them. But I am not a conniseur (sp?).

How are you doin' otherwise, because I can't tell the mood from the name of the brew.

NC, LOL.

2long, any other musical selections for tonight?

I was singing Futt! Futt! all day and even the labradors were looking at me askew. Poor beasts.

i am gettin by....my brand....COLD...
i like wine and whiskey myself so beer just needs to be cold

OH MY GOSH.

I missed FLAG DAY .

Or is that not allowed here?

Well, I happen to have some Jack Daniels in the saddlebag over there, if you want to grab it. . .

I don't drink very often but when I do, I like a little selection. JD and JW Black are my two faves. Sorry, no wine tonight. Unless you mean my bellyachin'. . . LOL.

COOL NCW! Gray needs a FLAG! What say you, Gray? Okay, perhaps not one with a tire on it, but still. . .


That'd be a rockin' tattoo! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

StrongBad's my Hero. :: sigh ::

slh

OK, I'm out.

B double-e double-r u n
BEER RUN, BEER RUN.

B double-e double-r u n
BEER RUN!

All you need is a ten and a fiver,
A car and a key and a designated driver,

B double-e double-r u n
BEER RUN!

You have no idea.

Check THIS out!

Or maybe THIS!

ncw:

Go here for a good laugh!

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/

-ol'2long

P.S. Stone beers are ac2ally very good.

I LOVE IT! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Think Tiger would let me in the front door if I came home with one like that on my back??

NC, grab yer tools, we got plenty uh black embers ter use here!! Gotcha mallet??

I'd better think that one over a bit first. . .

Okay. . .maybe if it was the Star Trek ensignia. . .

Oh, StrongBad, my love. . . I've spent too many long nights in front of Comedy Channel, LOL.

(and Sci-Fi, and History, and Discovery, etc etc etc)


slh

I'm missing a ton here!

I'm having fun today. My favorite 90s band is reuniting tomorrow for one show only. This is an unbelievably good rock band that never got famous.

My friend from Cali is coming to see the show. I'm also taking the day off and going to pick up a late 50s Hammond organ I just bought, and working on my fireplace.

I'm listening to the band's appearance on our local indie radio station from earlier today.

I love this feeling.

Music is the BEST.

GC

Well NCW, for someone that isn't into lyrics you sure have quite a few. Eh the female stuff was to bug Robby but without you there it is not very funny. I miss Jelly bunches.

Hey SLH! Can't leave you alone with all these men. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Where is SS this evening?

Hey FF.

Leave me with all these men! LOL. They're pretty harmless, tonight, anyway. Not exaclty leaping aroung the campfire with fingerpaint scrawled over their bodies, weilding twisted sticks and baying & cackling at the moon. . . much as they'd like us to think so. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Anyone want to tell any horror stories?. . . I've got one. . . it's about an x-boyfriend of mine. We were talking about something rather sad, I don't recall what, and sensing his sorrow, I looked up at him and said, softly,

"Oh, you've got a grimace on your face."

The man (all 6'1" of him) leapt out of his chair, arms flailing, slapping at the skin on his face, shrieking, "Get it off! Get it off!".

He then proceeded to race around the deck and jumped into the pool, screeching and swatting at himself and the air all the while.

I sh*t you not. . . you can't make this stuff up. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Anyone got any others?


Gray, hope you have a great weekend, Hon.


slh

SLH... think I might have a winner ahead. This rock show is going to be too much. People have come from all over the country to see it, though it's at a 400-capacity club. It's gonna crackle. 400 people getting a wish granted, all at the same time.

GC

John Prine, "Illegal Smile"

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
Ah But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

hold down the fort guys....

From "The Onion":

"Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self"

and

"Life At Neverland Ranch Returns To Ludicrous"

My brother and his girlfriend are breaking up. They love each other, too. Not a happy event.

GGGCCC

*AD tramps heavily into camp, panting under the load of a large bundle on his back enshrouded in a blanket soaked in dark liquid. He looks around, sees everyone sleeping, and stumbles on down the trail ... leaving drops of something on the trampled grass*

*AD turns and returns* (clever huh)

Hey Grey, what's that about your brother?
Sorry, I thought you were talking in your sleep.

*Muttering to himself, "yeah, I guess he was...", turns again and trudges on*

*an odd odor lingers after him*