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G'day I'ville !
I've eaten some stuff a pig wouldn't lick too. Like honey ants and sheep's eyes.
I wouldn't do bull semen though. I can't even do American country gravy so bull hut butter is RIGHT out ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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im just sitting here thinking...if i married a guy who needed a bull semen aphrodesiac on our wedding night.....boy did i make a wrong choice!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
morning all........
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Well Aussie 'claims' after they persuaded him to dip his finger in to taste it and he spewed, they told him what it was ......lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
MMmmmmmmmmm dont know nikko, he got me prego before he left on the last short tour so ???? heh heh yeowww thats just wrong...... slap slap girl I'm just bein' bad. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Need another Liny type joke.....
I know a diet to compete with Robby's...
The Non-Stress Diet
This diet is designed to help you cope with stress which normally builds up during the day.
Breakfast 1/2 Grapefruit or 1 orange 1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast, Dry 8 oz. Skim Milk
Lunch 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast - no skin 1 cup Steamed Spinach 1 cup Herb Tea 1 Oreo Cookie
Mid-Afternoon Snack Rest of the Oreos in the bulk 5 lb pack 2 Pints Rocky Road Ice Cream 1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce - the BIG jar Nuts, Cherries, Whipped Double Cream
Dinner Loaves of Garlic Bread with Cheese Large Sausage, Mushroom & Cheese Pizza 4 Cans or 1 Large Pitcher of Beer 3 Milky Way or Snickers Candy Bars Rules For This Diet
1. If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do. 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes NEVER count. Example: hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Example: Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Mints and Chocolate éclairs. 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage. 8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter. 9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives and spoons have no calories. Examples: Peanut Butter on a knife and ice cream on a spoon. 10. Food of the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. 11. Chocolate is a universal colouring agent and may be substituted for any other.
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Hey AW - Did Aussie say how they got the bull's semen??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
Good morning Nikko.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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ROTFLMAO
I'll ask him RIF if you like,,,lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Aussie says very bloody carefully....lol heh heh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Good morning Idiotville,
I wish I had been on vacation as an excuse to have not been posting - but the truth be known ... I was too tired to read the pages I've missed, LINY is on (and I can't get near the computer), and then he's been home and I've been preoccupied (sp?) ( <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ).
Anyway excuses to the side ... I will try to be a good idiot (or not - b/c I just don't know if I can commit <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> )
Well, how has everyone been around here!?!?!
Fill in the blanks (so I don't have to read like 200 pages)
LINY has probably filled you all in about the goings on in our life ... thanks honey, now I don't have too.
I hate that today is Sunday ... That means back to work tomorrow .... That means me and LINY on 2 diffferent shifts ... That means URGH!!!!!
I'll be lurking around the streets of Idiotville ... Don't turn me into The Mayor or Warden ... or the bartender (Did Fraggles ever come back???)
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morning Brown, morning Idiots! (can't count you as an idiot Brown cuz you iz smart enuf to stay away!)
Liny, I would have dropped the matter. Fact is they have a lot to risk to accept a 600.00 check and WM is not exactly a mom and pop store that knows you personally. If they had one of those machines that verifies checks that would be a different matter all together. Boy I am really good at these non answer answers. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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morning riff---welcome back. be safe.
AW--all i can say is better you than me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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RH, if you are worried about posting your email on the boards here is mine. killenme2004-mb@yahoo.com. You can send me your addy that way.
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morning Nikko--hey can you share that pork roast recipe? I read about it on another thread. I think someone on the NY thread mentioned it.
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** Singing **
I love Khoona in the springtime
I love Khoona in the fall.
I love Khoona in the winter
when it drizzles
I love Khoona in the summer
when it sizzles.
I love Khoona ev’ry moment
ev'ry moment of the year
I love Khoona
why
oh why do I love Khoona?
Because my love is near! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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um Robby, care to share why you are so d*mn HAPPY!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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yuck Robby
that is so GROSS!!! lol hahahaha <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
well you didn't REALLY think I was going to let him get away with the suntanning story did you???
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Morning FF , morning Brown
everyone ready for work tomorrow? ...not me I'm on Long Service Leave paid woo hoo for 26 weeks and then maternity leave for 12 months 10 weeks paid ............. gotta lov the gov employment award !! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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Hey kids ... FF I guess I wasn't as smart ... I came back ... the question is - am I visiting or not?
The Check Episode .... I know I've written out hundreds of checks to the store for well over $200 (and since Oct I counted like 4 or 5 - in front of the manager - she just shrugged and started to walk away). We also have spent $1,000.00 in the store over the last 1 1/2 months with moving .... I felt so stupid over the whole thing and the [censored]'t Mng's were "only doing their jobs" - and "they" probably don't know us - but It was Christmas for "God's Sake!!!!". I think the thing that also bothered me was that they would accept a check for under $200 (with the same driver's license????). Almost wanted to go back in and break down the shopping carts to be for $199.00 each purchase (I had aleast 20 checks in the checkbook - I might have gone back and got more stuff - hehehehe). Whateva!!!!
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seen that happen at the supermarket Brown.... lady went through 3 different cashers 3 diff cheques - Aust Spelling - which were accepted BUT they would not accept one chq for the overall amount???? crazy stuff <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower: <strong> um Robby, care to share why you are so d*mn HAPPY!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Did you not listen to my song from last night?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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AW - I think I want to work for "your" Gov't and not mine. I took LWOP (Leave Without Pay) for 8 weeks after our 1st DD and back to work fulltime (we couldn't afford anything else). With our 2nd DD .. I worked until the Friday b/f she was born (by C-section and scheduled) ... I took 4 weeks of ASL (Advanced Sick Leave), 2 weeks of the leave I had accured, and 2 weeks of LWOP. I went back to work FT and had to pay back the ASL (at 4 hours every 2 weeks - roughly worked out to be 1 1/2 years with no Sick Leave accural - and that doesn't mean you don't get sick - that means you get sick and you don't get paid (WLOP).
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Brown,
I Hate Wal-Mart by Dave Lippman
I've always hated Blockbuster Starbucks, not quite so much If I'm not boycotting at least 3 oil companies I start to feel out of touch I wouldn't be seen near Nordstrom's or any such And I hate Wal-Mart
I don't like whips, I don't like chains I don't go choppin up my neighbors' brains Don't really even like shopping except at the Flea Mart And I hate Wal-Mart
Now you may wonder, why all this fuss If you don't like the plane, take the bus Well I've found religion, and just between us I hate Wal-Mart
If you didn't hear the story, here's how it is Big company sells below cost Drive mom and pop out of biz Pretty soon all over the land One big square store, identical brand And that's why I hate Wal-Mart
Used to be you could drive around Stop in at three or four towns Encounter different sights and sounds Different if not unique Different accent, different smell Different things to buy and sell Now it's all Taco Bell I hate Wal-Mart
Roads used to dip and wind You drive slow, relax your mind Never knew what you'd find Round the next bend Now the freeway goes so straight It'd go right past the Pearly Gate I don't feel human, I feel like freight I hate Wal-Mart
I like to roam, I like to greet Individuals on the street You always know the one you meet is One of a kind But more and more they seem to be Reflections of something on TV When we're all alike, nobody's free I hate Wal-Mart
I boycott Burger King I boycott Newt Gingrich I boycott everything which I've seen advertised
I used to go out to dinner in a diner Now they say fast food is finer But it tastes like fell out of an airliner It's enough to make you weep
I don't like board games I don't like brand names They make inflated claims They're full of bleep Everyone I meet is a high-tech dealer Wants to sell me a digital potato peeler And I don't like Garrison Keillor cause He's so white
Turn on my radio dial Like to hear something new once in a while But it's the same old crap in a brand new style It's audio rape Still I try to pick and choose Turn the dial but I always lose They only play the worst rock and roll And once in a while one little rhythm and blues And that's why God made tape
Used to be we wore beads and bells Sewed our own clothes in our own way Now we all wear uniforms that say Hard Rock Cafe We're in a state of sartorial decay That's why I hate Wal-Mart
If there's a pretty spot they'll pave it over Put a cloverleaf over a four-leaf clover Black paint on the White Cliffs of Dover It never fails Hope you like this song, thanks a bunch I could go on, but I gotta go eat lunch If you didn't like it, I've got a hunch You work in sales
So grow your own, make your own Be careful what you own Develop non-shopping to an art And whatever you do Don't shop at Wal-Mart
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