Well Aussie 'claims' after they persuaded him to dip his finger in to taste it and he spewed, they told him what it was ......lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
MMmmmmmmmmm dont know nikko, he got me prego before he left on the last short tour so ???? heh heh yeowww thats just wrong...... slap slap girl I'm just bein' bad. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Need another Liny type joke.....
I know a diet to compete with Robby's...
The Non-Stress Diet
This diet is designed to help you cope with stress which normally builds up during the day.
Breakfast
1/2 Grapefruit or 1 orange
1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast, Dry
8 oz. Skim Milk
Lunch
4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast - no skin
1 cup Steamed Spinach
1 cup Herb Tea
1 Oreo Cookie
Mid-Afternoon Snack
Rest of the Oreos in the bulk 5 lb pack
2 Pints Rocky Road Ice Cream
1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce - the BIG jar
Nuts, Cherries, Whipped Double Cream
Dinner
Loaves of Garlic Bread with Cheese
Large Sausage, Mushroom & Cheese Pizza
4 Cans or 1 Large Pitcher of Beer
3 Milky Way or Snickers Candy Bars
Rules For This Diet
1. If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do.
4. Foods used for medicinal purposes NEVER count. Example: hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Example: Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Mints and Chocolate éclairs.
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.
8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.
9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives and spoons have no calories. Examples: Peanut Butter on a knife and ice cream on a spoon.
10. Food of the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.
11. Chocolate is a universal colouring agent and may be substituted for any other.
