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Hi SD, It's weird. For all of that, I could still see us happy together. I was talking with friends the other day and heard myself use the words "lose a loved one to addiction," which is how I feel about the SCQ most of the time. I don't actively want her back or waste any life force hoping for it, but the door hasn't slammed shut yet. Once I find the barrel, maybe. I'd say...not so weird, SD. What IS important, I think, is...NOT SETTLING... be it with a FWS or a new R! ...and you are in our hearts, SD, whether you decide to continue to post...or take a break (...and when you do, maybe a little tinsy winsy update once in a while?!?  )
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corporate performance self-evaluation . . . draining . . . life . . . force . . . .
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Get a bunch of those little gold, red, blue and green stars and paste them all over it and turn it in.
Testosterone boys! Testosterone! It ain’t just for nose, ear and back hair anymore!
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Get a bunch of those little gold, red, blue and green stars and paste them all over it and turn it in. I knew there was a certain UMPH missing from my resume. I'm sure to get that job of my dreams now. Thanks, Chrisner!!!
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Hey SL and SD Here's another one for you. We got a resume in this morning and no lie under qualifications, he put Competent Person Certified 
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I'm a recruiter, and if I got a resume with foil stars all over it I'd totally hire the person!!! Especially if they were certified as competent!!!! SDGuy, as a FWW, I think your XWW is crazy and your children are lucky and blessed to have you as their dad. And you have a great family too.
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I'm the FWW
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Thanks, HTH, for the kind words. I really like the foil stars idea, but everything is electronic now. Maybe I could have figured out how to get some of these cool emoticons into my self-evaluation. Wow, the mind boggles at the possibilities. --did useful research in the lab to help people solve problems  --participated in project review meetings  --led a limited-duration team (LDT) to investigate speeding up timelines for project transfer between sites  --sponsored a strategic alliance with little or no real value to the company other than to show what a clever scientist/promoter I am  Yeah, maybe it's better that I don't use emoticons. But the competent person certified I like. I would be tempted to take it one further. In a list of qualifications on a resume, I would want to slip in something like "not a moron." I would love to see that one someone's resume, but I don't suppose I ever will.
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a couple more things
don't forget to mention that you haven't had any trouble with your TPS reports
and you ware 27 pieces of flare every day, 12 more than recommended
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1 more thing
don't forget to mention that you haven't had any trouble with your TPS reports Have you seen my stapler?
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Me - 32
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D final 12-8-08
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Oh, you see, that's where I'm going wrong. I'm tearing down office cubicles, avoiding Lumberg, playing tetris and gutting fish at my desk. I should probably also consider expressing myself better by wearing more than the minimum amount of flare. SHEESH! Work is hard.
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It's the network printers that really give me trouble.
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a couple more things
don't forget to mention that you haven't had any trouble with your TPS reports
and you ware 27 pieces of flare every day, 12 more than recommended  Toilet Paper Sanitization?
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Another in-joke, Cinders TPS Reports
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In a list of qualifications on a resume, I would want to slip in something like "not a [censored]." I would love to see that one someone's resume, but I don't suppose I ever will. Apparently you'll never see it on MB either! 
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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That's too funny. I quoted sdguy's post so I could see what word he put in there. I'm surprised that it was censored.
Pretty soon, we'll have standard sentences to choose from to make a post.
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I can't say m-o-r-o-n? Sheesh.
What about stupid? For a while, that was the s-word around our house, but now the kids are old enough to know how and when it can be used.
This censorship is really construction-materialing with my ability to express myself.
How about imbecile? Can I say that? Or [censored]? nincompoop? [censored]? drummer? [censored]? vice-president?
Wow. . . b-u-t-t-h-e-a-d is censored. That was one of my favorite parts of The Wonder Years.
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Oh, no! I bet it won't be long before idiot and stupid are censored!
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Skanky Ho.
Whew! It still works! I can still express my admiration for Wayzilla.
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Testosterone boys! Testosterone! It ain’t just for nose, ear and back hair anymore!
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Hmm. I wonder if
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Ha!
Chalk one up for subversives!
Last edited by sdguy038; 12/02/08 05:32 PM. Reason: Remember WKRP in Cincinnati? Booger! And Letterman? Bite me.
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