Maybe they could just make a template of the wayward script for newbies where you just strike through the parts that don't apply.


Hi. I am the BW BH who just recently had my D-Day last week month Thanksgiving Christmas Valentines Day Hanukkah Easter St Patrick’s Day.

For a little background we have been married for 7 14 21 years and have 1 2 3 4 5 6 wonderful children.

The marriage has been great good rocky stale lacked passion near sexless for the past couple years but I never could have believed he she could commit adultery.

One night after working late he she came home and said “I love you but I am not in love with you” “I have never been in love with you” "We never should have gotten married” “I need space” “You’re never there for me” “We have grown apart” “You’re too controlling” “We got married too young”

I got suspicious that night and checked his her cell phone. On it I found 100 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1,000 text messages and 100 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1,000 calls all to the same number. When I called the number, the OM OW answered and I recognized him her as my best friend our next door neighbor his her coworker

When I confronted him her in the morning with this he she replied, “I can’t believe you invaded my privacy” “You’re crazy, he she is just a friend!” "I can’t ever trust you again”

notable post - yar -

That is PRICELESS. It would save the vets having to tell the newbies to write in paragraph form and be more concise in their posts because the people around here have limited time to read those LOOOOOONG posts.

Good job, Chrisner! Now, where did I put all those colored foil stars?

Chrisner,

How about a multiple choice post? That would be easier for my BS brain. Yep, just circle the correct answer.

And suggested screen names as I saw a vet ask someone to change their screen name today because there were too many that were similar.

:RollieEyes:


Are they on your Potty Train?


Fox

Post of the year Chris!

And you just got it in too!

...and as more than one answer may apply, with the possibility of choosing more than one correct answer

Love that post Chrisner. It is perfect.

But then you need to continue further with the reasons why the affair can't be exposed

Brief update.

I just had the kids for two days and now get them back tomorrow for Saturday and Sunday. Ordinarily it would have been Sunday that I got them back, but tomorrow is my birthday and so the schedule calls for me to have them. It means I have tonight and tomorrow morning to myself.

Tomorrow afternoon, DD5 has a birthday party to go to, and then on Sunday I've been trying to set up something to celebrate DS9's birthday, which was the day before Thanksgiving. We celebrated with family on the day but usually try to schedule something with friends later (when they aren't traveling). He wants to do LaserTag at the local UltraZone, so I've worked it out to take him and a few kids there on Sunday.

My great neighbors, noting that it's my birthday and fearing that I wouldn't be doing anything to celebrate, asked about having a guys' poker night. I told them it was nice that they thought about me, but that I had the kids, and that it wasn't really that important to me to do a celebration. I mentioned the LaserTag thing to them, and they volunteered to keep DD5, who isn't old enough to participate.

This meant that I would be free to play LaserTag, too, instead of just keep an eye on DD5. Which led me to realize that I could celebrate *my* birthday by taking a group of nine-year olds to play LaserTag, and then I realized that that sounds like a lot of fun to me and then I realized that this is how I *want* to celebrate my birthday, and now I'm excited about it. And this, I think, says volumes about how good I've been feeling over the past week or so.

Anyway. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

This was all the way back on page 3 to get dug out.

You wouldn't be hidin a barrel somewhere would ya?

Get stuck and pull somethin at yoga, while lookin at someone pick up their gym bag?

Abducted by autoclave attendants?

Ah, you got me!!! How did you figure it out. Now, I want 50 million dollars in unmarked bills dropped on my doorstep via whatever courier you would prefer to use, FedEx and UPS are good, and I'll release the happy participant, ahem, I mean, er, kidnap victim, riiiight, that's what I mean, kidnap victim...

Hmm... I can think of worse fates than bein kidnapped and bound by the Silent one..

You know, I'd have to agree with this statment

If only

Silent..... But Deadly!!

I was wondering when BC would finally come around to posting this. :RollieEyes:

I'm sure he means like a ninja.