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Dang!<p>I used the default response addy when responding. Ughhhh .... ummm, what addy NOW? <p>Hows about you email me again, yes?
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Roses are red Violets are blue I can`t believe I married A SECOND jerk too<p>Roses are red Violets are blue What were you thinking To sleep with a MOOOO!!!!!<p>Roses are red Violets are pink The evidence is in And you`re a rat fink<p>If you ever repeat the action of boinking such trash You`d better watch your backside cause I`ll take half your cash.<p>Sorry I couldn`t resist.<p>[ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: Daisy37 ]</p>
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Lol, knew I should have stayed away from this thread. You people have too much time on your hands. Real sick puppies.....hehe.<p> jd
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Daisy - WOW!!!<p>I hope I never meet you in a dark alley!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Actually, this wanna-be-comic is VERY impressed. Dern, I better go read all your past posts.<p>More?<p>WAT
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Roses are red Violets are blue I found out you have an OC and that she's 2........<p>Roses are blue Violets are red I want to smack you and OW in the head!<p>*~*~*~*~*~* Um...my poetic genious is out of whack today...kinda having a bad day myself...usually post on the pregnancy/child forum, found this thread intriging....<p>Have a great day y'all... Twiisty me (32) H(32) ONS which produced an OC (11/99) d-day 05/01/01 Life goes on...one day at a time. We have four children together, married for 5 years.<p>*sigh*
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Great humor! WAT get the **** out of Dodge rhymes with Econo lodge! How about this one:<p>there was an old lady who swallowed a fly
It was actually my wife with the other guy
She was so worried about being discovered
She should have been more careful to not be uncovered
She was a bundle of nerves in the sack
Always having to look over her back
When she reached for his zipper
her morals were as loose as a stripper
His fly got caught in her teeth
as did the sick skin of his sheath
He yanked back and out came her dentures
Serves them right for their perverse wayward adventure!
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Angling!! You're kidding, aren't you? [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img]
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
You must have been wasted
To sleep with HER EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
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No, it was the most AWFUL site, can you imagine! My wife isn't old enough for dentures yet but there have been times......<p>I always like the story about the old lady who swallowed a fly, its about food chains and I believe my wife is currently at the bottom as a bottom dwelling scum sucking leech! Ouch!
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Daisy - you are giving me cramps!!<p>WAT
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If you pork with no condom And catch a VD Don`t get in my bed And give it to me<p>Cause if I am infected I`ll call you at work Leave the message with your boss And you`ll look like a jerk.<p>I DID THIS to my first H.
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Daisy, only 1 word, SUPERB!<p>You ROCK!
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OMG Daisy - now you're giving me an organism!! [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img] <p>WAT
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I really have to go get some sleep, let my evil mind rest. I`ll be back with more. Nite.
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Ok, my turn, please!!<p>Roses are red violets are blue A red corvette would've been cheaper too.<p>You and the fat lil puerto rican girl (I'm not being prejudice, she is fat) just make me want to fricken hurl.<p>Help someone I want one with a Mid life Crisis theme.<p>Dawn<p>[ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: daybreak ]</p>
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O M G !<p>Daisy, you are DA QUEEN of V-Day Poetry, and Angling, you are DA Prince!<p>Love you guys, I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin!
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Angling,<p>My condolences to your wife. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]<p>[ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: Resilient ]</p>
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Oh, you guys are killin' me... I want to play again, and this time I'll rhyme!! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Sung to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme...<p>Here's a story of a man named David When the seventh year came roaring to a halt He began to live, as if he's single He said it wasn't his fault<p>Here's a story of some icky ladies Who were bu-sy unzipping, licking, things And they didn't care, or didn't notice That he was wearing rings...<p>So the one day when this man began to realize And he knew that it was much more than a game And the littered hearts that he'd left behind him Would never heal the same....
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Hi Sheryl sweetie,<p>Very good! ... yet the end made me sad. No one wins when adultery enters a marriage. <p>I think these crazy poems, limericks, sonnets are good therapy for us. I almost pee'd my pants reading Daisy's, she's a nut.<p>I'm waiting with baited breathe for WAT's offering. Tick tock, tick tock.<p>Jo<p>[ January 18, 2002: Message edited by: Resilient ]</p>
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Here ya go Dawn:<p>My slime of a man was going thru a Mid life crisis
Let me tell you why his little weanie was limp and lifeless
He was sat on by a fat puerto rican
Who would disgust the horniest man if she was seen streakin!
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