Originally Posted by dkd
Then get you some Viagra. Insurance will only cover so much...and it's not enough. Start stockpiling now.


When you have sex as infrequently as we do, if insurance covers ANY Viagra it is more than enough. I bought a box of condoms in 2004 and we still have several left. Of course a few times we did not use one, but that won't happen again.

Anyway, why would I want Viagra? That would imply I want to have sex with Mrs. Hold. These days I prefer to avoid sex. Not being able to achieve erection means I am less likely to pursue her for sex when I get horny. So Viagra is the last thing I want. I can reach orgasm through masturbation even without the erection, so I don't have to worry about clogging up the plumbing.

When you can see it coming, duck!