Just got a cold call from a stock broker. He asked if I wanted to buy some bonds. I told him I have no investable assets so I can't help him. He said "come on, you have been a lawyer for 25 years. Don't tell me you don't have any money. Don't lie to me. Lawyers aren't supposed to lie."

It was the truth. Boy am I depressed.

When you can see it coming, duck!