PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! !

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")
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I bet you like this Guam story! There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz,! Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) (when I was there...)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

Hope you enjoyed this!!!

I like the Hong Kong, JUSTICE is served!!!! Ha!!!

I didn't know Maryland was unable to sell condomns except in liquor stores.

Are you correct on the muscle o the tongue being the strongest. I know it is a strong muscle, but what about the heart.

The tongue fatigues after awhile, and the heart dies after fatigue.

Of course the tongue has many uses, talking, eating, whistling, slurping, sipping, licking, and other things <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> .

But the heart has one purpose only, and that is pumping the blood.

Just wanting to know for sure. If I offended you, please let me know.

Now we all know why Flipper was smiling, that is so cute. I didn't know they were that sexual too.

Got any more, what about other species?

Why yes, I have a few more, the last one makes me laugh because of the breath mint/bad breath lingo the WS uses...I know, sick humor but you will laugh when you read it!!!! And here they are for my final installment:

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? - did the govt. pay for this research?? Wish I was given the grant money, I had to earn mine the ol fashion way.... BEG!!!
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
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And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?)

Your comment about the turtle one was too funny Neesha!

It reminded me that the A is referred to as "when FWH had his head up his a$$" and it cracks me up to remember that he ALWAYS carried a supply of Altoids--now I know why LOLOLOL

Btw, do you think it would be an LB to refer to FWS during A as "turtle"? Probably. How about a cuter version like "turtie"? Nah, sounds too much like "turd-y" but, again, sure explains his former need for tins and tins of Altoids! LOLOLOL

Thanks for the laugh Neesha! I needed one!!

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Thanks for the laughs...too cute.

LOL - the turtle was too funny! Yes, the Grant money could be used in a better fashion.

It is so refreshing to be appreciated for my sense of humor, also it's nice to know I have NOT lost it.... I'm glad I made a few of you smile, I think we all could use it, Janurary is a "poopy" month for alot of us for various reasons, (not because I was born in this month)so we gotta do what we gotta do.... Take Care all, and next time someone complains of bad breath and they are in the "fog"......say.."Hmmmm, why don't you quit talking out of your a$$!!"

Thinking this might ligthen up some moods today, OR not..... I hope everyone is doing as well as they can be.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Neesha, This is the first night I will be going to bed with a big smile on my face in a long long time..Thanks Neesha I needed that...Rhonda