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I laughed so hard when I heard this one. Apparantly the OW is bringing meals in coolers to work as well as his favorite beer. I guess you could call it Homewrecker Meals on Wheels.

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<small>[ February 17, 2005, 09:41 PM: Message edited by: songbird7 ]</small>

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My H's OW brought brownies to all the maintenance men at one time, no I mean one at a time <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> . Until she found one foolish enough to think it meant more than just brownies <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> , of course that would be my H.

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The @sshole my STBXWW is sleeping around with will sometimes park his beloved new truck out in the driveway overnight so that WW can park her car in his garage… thus allowing them to believe they are hiding the A from the neighbors. Only problem is that everyone knows how much he loves this truck and it is pretty obvious why it is outside. My favorite is when they go out of town together. WW parks the car (that I paid for!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> ) in @ssholes garage and when his roommate comes home… he is too stupid to leave the garage door closed! So the whole weekend they are gone, everyone driving by sees his truck gone and her car in the garage. Pretty sneaky! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Did I mention that I live a mere 150 ft. or so from this guy? Yeah, 2 doors away… which, you know, is nice…

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OW?

Oh, she introduced my H, the MM, to her parents.
And proceeded upstairs to play doctor.

She's a good gurrl you know, always have parents' approval.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD????

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Ruffled:
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She's a good gurrl you know, always have parents' approval.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ruffled-

I just posted a bunch of quotes I got from my WW's dad on the other fogesse thread... I think you would get a kick out of it. Sounds like the OW's parents are as dilusional as my WW's are. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

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A shocked OW, on learning that WH and I had sex during their A: "I guess he's been lying to both of us."

Me to WH: Right now, the only thing I need from you is complete honesty.
OW to WH: Me too!!

Me to OW: Do you have any STD's?
OW to Me: No. Do you?!!!

OW: Happiness is the most important thing. (Right after God, values, children, family, and integrity).

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Seems how my FWH's OW was my supposed best friend at the time, this one means so much to me: "SS, believe me, I always had your best interests at heart." Yep, she said that to me when I was angry with them both, because I was suspicious they were lying to me. And, oh baby, they were!

My best interests. HA!!!

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<small>[ June 17, 2004, 01:19 AM: Message edited by: LoveMyEx ]</small>

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Geez, my H is the odd one out. His OW gave him nothing!! Zilch! Not even sex. She said no to anything below the belt! Though I gather her 26 yo large breasts were enough to encourage him to keep giving.

She ASKED for: English lessons. For help finding out about courses she had no intention of doing. For $500US and then for her mobile phone bill to be paid because it took her so long to look up English words in the dictionary. Oh, he bought her a coat, a CD (on the family cc) and a bit of tat on his way thru an airport one time. She gave/bought him nothing. Me think's she was smarter than him.

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When my husband was going through the fog he said the following things about OW:

-She did everything a woman could do for a man. When I wasn't feeling good she phoned all the doctors she could think of.
(I was doing the back-rubbing, I was bringing him pain-killers, I was filling the hot-water bottel and I was accepting hardly any sex because of his pain. He refused to go to the doctor when I requested him to)

-OW saved all of her money and hardly spent any. This really impressed my husband! DUH..........she didn't even work and she was spending all of OWH money!!!!!
All the expensive gifts she gave to my husband were paid by her husband.

-OW let her husband do what he wanted to. She never pressured him at all. My husband was really impressed about this.
Gosh, when OWH was gone, she was together with my husband!

-OW didn't ask him any questions.........

-OW spoiled him with very expensive and exclusive meals.
(Gosh, her husband owns a "Exclusive Food" Business)

-OW worked for others without getting paid because she was kind-hearted. (OWH has $$$$$$$$$$$$$$) So she didn't have to earn any money.

-OW was always very kind-hearted. She was a great listener and she didn't yell or ever appear violent.
(OWH had to call the police because OW freaked out" She tryed to stab OWH with a knife and she whipped him with strap, she was screaming so loud that all the neighbours were there to see) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

-OW invested all her free-time caring for her horse.(5-6 hours a day) This really impressed my husband because horses are "our" hobby and way of life.
My husband told me I just wasn't able to do that because I was not deciplined enough.
(gosh, I had 2 kids (17 & 20) who thought they were in their 30's) I had a business and I had all the home-chores and shopping to do)

-OW had so much in common, she hated cats like my husband. (she had 13 cats of her own) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

So as you guys can see, OW had so much in common with my husband and she was doing everything a man could dream for.

It turned out to be "fantasy! Complete fantasy.
She was having further affairs and she has emptied her husbands accounts.
She can no longer serve expensive and exclusive meals to any man, neither can she afford to spend hours with the horse she once had. She's going to have to work for the first time in her life.
She's probably in need of the best doctors herself because she has a sexually transmitted stud (I got it from her too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> )

She will no longer be able to save anyones money because she will need it despritely herself.

Her husband has had enough of her and they are in the middle of a divorce.

I'm happy for "us" that my husband woke up before it was too late.
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blondblossom,

Did you know you just said </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">she has a sexually transmitted stud</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
That is a priceless typo, hon! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I'm going to leave it!!!! Gosh is my english terrible!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed this hard for a long time, oh well.

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