I adore WAT who said ...

Tell these two idiots that you know a guy who would like to explain to them what it will be like to lose their boys.Tell these two idiots that you know a guy who would like to explain to them what it will be like to lose their boys.

Ask them to imagine someone kidnapping one of their sons.

That's what it will be like if they don't get their heads out of their respective butts.



I just adore him...
in a healthy cyberworld sort of way....
and since this may be the last chance I have to say SOMETHING NICE....this YEAR <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

as they say...

CARPE DIEM>>>>


(is that even correct...I am not really sure..)
they say something like that I believe...)
hope it's close....

ARK^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who is feeling melancholy and maybe even sentimental as this year comes to a close...

Glad you approve, arkie.

I hope the new year brings joy and happiness to your family.

And don't eat the carpe, no matter how much diem you spread on 'em - what ever that is. They're really just big goldfish.

WAT

My MIL gave me this:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Clause told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?".

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL, I just so love ya PEP!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I'd like to poke pep with a tree...

I am TRYING to be sentimental and all mushy.....

sheeesh.....

doesn't a patient need your expertise posteriorly placed...... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I also adore pepper who can not, even with her silly little stories ruin my sentimental mushy roll...

and may I add that I miss miss melody lane very bad...and I know that is a cheap shot to beg her to check in...but tis the end of a year....and so certain liberties perhaps must be taken....
and i am not above begging....

woof woof...and I would even perhaps succeed in theory that the south is OK...if not dandy...

ARK

you know Ark that ML did post once this week?

I also miss Miss Melody Lane!!

Where is that post?

I do hope she will begin posting again.

I can feel her lurking!!

k

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by worthatry:
<strong> And don't eat the carpe, no matter how much diem you spread on 'em - what ever that is. They're really just big goldfish.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">ROFLMAO!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

And don't eat the carpe, no matter how much diem you spread on 'em - what ever that is. They're really just big goldfish.

Smoke'em if ya got'em!

Around here WAT, we dip for smelt too, and I do believe that they are even smaller than goldfish, well the momma and poppa goldies anyway. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

And I do so miss that little Texan too! I have tried to send a couple of emails her way, but alas the addy which someone gave me (wonder who that could be miss Pepper????) was bogus. Kept coming right back at me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Happy New Year to ALL MB'rs old and new!

And even to WAT, that little thorn in our side, who gives a brand new meaning to the word pond scum, and who forever will sit on my shoulder as Mr. Integrity!

Ark you are the rock of all rocks, ACDC dancing fool that you are.

Boy I wish I didn't start naming names, cuz I could just go on all night...

Was this a private thread? Sorry, can't help myself. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />