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Give Neak all our love and lots of hugs ..praying that it will all go as planned and the advice on sexual positions will be forthcoming ......I've forgotten & need all the help I can get ..unfortunately not for another 10 or so months at least <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> ************************************************************* I was not sure if I should post this but the wife of a soldier in the US sent DD this link so ... Have you ever seen 2000 dead soldiers just sad as far as I'm concerned . PINDAR wrote 2500 years ago "War is sweet to those who have never experienced it"
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It's never too early to start. One that looked interesting was where the man knelt, but kind of up on his toes, then the woman took the superior position and stretched backwards. Oh! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> This is MOM'S thread; I thought it was mine. At least you can tell I've paid attention while studying my 1001 Sexual Positions book. (I hope I need not state there are certain sections in the book, especially the threesomes etiquette, that I have not taken to heart.) Oh, dear. TMI again. I'll take my crocheting tomorrow. AJ loved his scarf, and now all the kids want one, too.
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t&l - ever tried a chiropractor for the neck.....?
AW - I emailed the webmaster last night. BTW, that baby is adorable!
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Neak!! are you ok ? you've been a bit quiet so I wondered ...or was that me?? no it was you ..I think <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> When I'm anxious I babble if you've noticed <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Cinders many thanks for that <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Now if the man actually responds sometime before next Xmas .... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Hey Mikey is sitting up and grabbing things ..usually my hair or poking my eyes <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> ..mum reckons he'll be crawling very soon as hes big enough & a bit hyper [dads boy alright].... yeah tell my hernia that!
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Well, I was off having adventures all afternoon (just detailed on my thread), and tonight I have been trying to get AJ ready for an overnighter and the house ready for a D&C.
I don't know why it is, but I cannot face a surgical procedure with a messy house.
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Oh, also I got your sound bytes, but need to have someone fix the internet on my computer so I can download the sound program needed to run it. (I dare not install anything on AJ's computer - you know how that is.) Can't wait to hear it.
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t&l - ever tried a chiropractor for the neck.....? Boy, you scared me there for a minute. I read your post right after Neak's description of the Copulating Contortionists' Conjugation, and, momentarily, thought you were talking about that! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Which treatment I would definitely need if I ever tried any such thing. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Yes, I have had chiropractic. That's the reason I'm not actually crippled and disabled, only in pain. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> I could still use it now, but can't afford it, and besides, I've yet to meet a chiropractor that keeps MY hours! Do you know any that are open at night? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Hi, AW. I'm going to have to look at your picture with Neak's DSL. Dialup takes too long. t&l
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realplayer will work Neak ...but you may need to extract the compressed files as they are RAR files doesn't that sound imopressive????? I'm not sure what it means but DD tells me its right <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> as for downloading onto the 'mans' machine oh yes .... I avoid turning it on just in case!! I suggest you plead helplessness and ask AJ to 'help' you because he is SO skilled <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> well he is I'm sure <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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The Dervish will be happy. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> I am going to wear a diaper to bed. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
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yes been there <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> just try getting a man to do that .. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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All I can say is if that boy's diaper ever looks like yours, you'd better get him to a doctor right away!!! Although not necessarily a gynecologist... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> t&l, now signing out, leaving Neaksis' house for the boring drive home, and going to bed. Yee-ha.
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To sleep. What else would I mean? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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well didn't want to say at the time but with all of neaks advice there were 1001 options apparently????? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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No, no, no, no, no, no, nononononononononononooooooooooooo.
You are not going to leave me with the image of my mother and father writhed into all those strange shapes.
La la, I'm not listening.
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Don't be silly. You're not leaving ME with those writhing images either! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> I'm afraid that at my age, that much uncontrollable laughter might rupture something valuable...even irreplaceable. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> t&l.
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La, la, she's not listening either!
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"La, la, I not lissning" is one of our favorite Dervishisms.
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Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> I'm on my way to your house, singing a happy song, as you can see. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Are you ready to leave for the doctor's office? Are we taking all the kids? If we are, make the Dervish ditch his court jester's hat. My <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> threshhold is low today!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Neak - you'll be in my thoughts today. Praying for this to go well, and then for you to win the lottery. Can we pray about the lottery?
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If Seventh-day Adventists play the lottery, they generally don't admit it out loud. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Personally, religious background completely aside, I'm too stingy to play the lottery, and lose what I've got on the off chance (way, WAY off!) that I might get more. My Scottish heritage, I guess. I wonder...does Scotland even have a lottery? Off-hand, I wouldn't think that sort of thing would go over well there! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> t&l, who wouldn't even still be here if she hadn't been delayed by a call from Neaksis' kids Biomom (who sounds sober today, by the way), wanting to give Mr. Eyebrows-have-returned his birthday present.
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