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I think we could all pick one or two of these that would fit...
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you...
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
Let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you.
It's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Those are awesome Chris!!!
I'm getting started on the design now.....
THanks, I needed a laugh
RebornMan
"Who are you" said the Caterpillar
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation.
Alice replied, rather shyly, "I--I hardly know, sir, just at present...At least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."
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Seriously, you should sell those cards...
LOL
Thanks for the laugh
Danielle
H met OW- 8/3/04 while I was on vacation.
False Recovery- 9/18/04, 10/26/04, 5/11/05
H said he wants a DV and marry OW 11/7/04
Divorce final 10/27/05
Son-5yr Daughter-2 1/2yr
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At my DD's school bookfair, I got the most awesome stickers. Not cheap but sooooooo good. The character on it is somethings called "happy bunny". The bunny is a 2 dimensional, rounded, upright figure with long, sticking-up ears, pidgeon-toed feet, button eyes, clown nose and a wide, crescent smile.
Bunny #1, with one hand across mouth says, "let's focus on me."
Bunny #2, with hands over ears says, "not listening"
Bunny #3, with hands outstretched says, "I know how you feel. I just don't care."
Bunny #4, with hands clasped at waist says, "It's all about me, deal with it."
I am actually dying to stick some of these on WH's car, apartment door or mail. Ah, those revenge fantasies...
Grapes are versatile. Grapes can be sour, sweet, sublime as wine and fabulous even when old and dried out.
Me: BS
XCH: Clueless
2-DS: Bigger than me
1-DD: Now also bigger than me!
5/6: Personally served CH with divorce papers
6/6: CH F? wants to time to see if M can be saved
7/6: FCH reenters our lives to work on marriage but secretly signs papers to start divorce...what's that about?
Mediation set for November
Final dissolution in January 2007.
2008 and beyond: Life goes on...
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