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Dear wife....
the gyne colleges called, they said the pabst beer is good.
love, hubby
PS... I didn't think you liked beer?
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Hmmmm.. Do you know why a woman should not put on makeup while driving? Because the mirror doesn't accurately reflect natural light. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Gimble
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
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Dear wife,
The Doctor's office just called, they need to know if little Joey's penis is circus sized .... Is it honey?
Love, hubby
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Because the mirror doesn't accurately reflect natural light. Am I the only woman here who does not get that???? Who said we were trying to reflect anything accurate or natural??? I don't get it!
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Oh never mind my silliness
Last edited by Cymanca; 09/22/05 02:03 PM.
Divorced:
"Never shelter anyone from the realities of their decisions": Noodle
You believe easily what you hope for ernestly
Infidelity does not kill marriages, the lying does
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Cyman, I thought it was hilarious :-) I guess that we shouldn't hijack Pep's thread though. Pep, please continue with the beatings, I am going to go start a thread having to do with blondes... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Frozen, I will let you think about that one for a while. Gimble
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
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Frozen, I will let you think about that one for a while. I was thinking TOO hard. That was the problem. I had to ask someone who doesn't think too hard to get it (just kidding, Patriot). Thank God I'm not a blonde!!!
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no fair
Cy I missed it !
whaaaaaaaaaaaa
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frozen I don't get it either.
married 21
Together 26 -
OW 2yrs, he worked with her and found secret e-mail account.The first cut is the deepest.
just found out H is a serial cheater - total cut to pieces now- saw a D lawyer today.
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Thanks for the reinforcements, Realtor! I hope you aren't a blonde, either!
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I got it, and I'm blonde <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Here's my joke that noone gets:
A skeleton walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, 'Get me a beer and a mop'
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Drucilla, I get it! I saw *Pirates of the Caribbean*!
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Me, BW
WH cheated in corporate workplace for many years. He moved out and filed in summer 2008.
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A WH goes into a bar and says to the bartender, quick give me a beer before the trouble starts.
So the bartender gives him a beer.
He drinks that down quickly and says to the bartender, quick give me another beer before the trouble starts. So the bartender gives him another beer.
Same as before he slams that beer down and says to the bartender quick give me another beer before the trouble starts.
Now the bartender is starting to wonder when he is going to be paid for the beer so he asks the WH when he is going to get his money.
The WH says, got to go now, the trouble has just started!
"Never forget that your pain means nothing to a WS." ~Mulan
"An ethical man knows it is wrong to cheat on his wife. A moral man will not actually do it." ~ Ducky
WS: They are who they are.
When an eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout
Thats a moray ~DS
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Frozen, I don't get it either...
and...I am blonde!
lol
Danielle
H met OW- 8/3/04 while I was on vacation.
False Recovery- 9/18/04, 10/26/04, 5/11/05
H said he wants a DV and marry OW 11/7/04
Divorce final 10/27/05
Son-5yr Daughter-2 1/2yr
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Do you know why a woman should not put on makeup while driving? Because the mirror doesn't accurately reflect natural light. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Gimble You guys are killin me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />. A woman should not only NOT put on makeup while driving because 1) it doesnt reflect natural light (which is doesnt, it's got a green tint, totally washes out my skin tone, which makes me put on too much blush), BUT because 2) it's dangerous and could cause a wreck. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? A: They can't keep their calves together! Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Dear wife....
the gyne colleges called, they said the pabst beer is good.
love, hubby
PS... I didn't think you liked beer? That joke is so old, I remember it hanging on one of the secretary's file cabinets at my medical school (like 10 years ago)...
Some people just don't get it, they don't get it that they don't get it.
I had the right to remain silent.......but I didn't have the ability.
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I wonder if our fine Dr. CitrusDude has ever made any of these kinds of chart notations.
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