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I got this from my new boss a couple of weeks ago. Then went to the website and found more....... here's the proof....

The mothership exists. The WS dictionary is out of world. Business is booming.... the mothershihp imports toilet paper products from other planets. LOL!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


Note: For those of you who can't open the links, go to www.engrish.com. There's a lot more there.

Toilet paper - WS style!!!

....and just t/b literal, the translation committee on the mothership decided to name their 'homebrand of toilet paper'..... Mothership's home brand of toilet paper


The real reason why WS' are soo dirty

Another of the mothership's paper products

Why hygiene on the mothership stinks!


Located at the entrance to the mothership: Human warning sign

Mothership's cafeteria sign: Mothership's food processing sign

The WS' menu: Mothership cafe menu

WS cheese selection

beer selection

The mothership's rat dectector checkpoint: No rodents allowed.

Mothership's transporation/location vehicle: Brain location van

From the mobile phone company: This warning s/b on all WS phones!


Ok, I think you all get the message. There is a mothership and yep, the language thingy is a bit discombobulated!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

For those who want 2 C more..... www.engrish.com

Enjoy!

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orchid you have 2 http:// at the start of each link. U need to delete one fo the 'rinks' to work <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Made my evening! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I laughed 'til I cried!

thank you.


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http://www.engrish.com./detail.php?image...date=2004-10-05

my favorite so far .... hilarious Orchid

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Ok, I fixed the links.....

Pep, that's hilarious....contemplating life while on the pot. What will they think of next. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

L.

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Thanks for the laugh Orchid,
You gave me a smile to start my day with.


In the end, I have nothing to lose but everything to gain, by trying to save my marriage.

Me, betrayed wife 46
Former Wandering Husband, 51 E/A 2005
28 years of marriage
DD 26, DS 24
O/W aka, Rat 29, A-D Assisted Living
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Those are hilarious

I like this one - Mental tools.

And a Horny Remover!!!


Dorry (aka Deeplysorry)
me FWW - EA/PA fall of 2004
FWH EA/PA late spring 2005
Got our acts together July 2005 and started recovery.

The Recovery Guide for WW's (Wayward Wives)
Dorry's Story

[color:"blue"]Excuses are easy...change is hard....[/color]

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