Okay, I have nothing to say... just thought of the subject line, and laughed out loud...<P> <P>--andy

Not too big on fruit & jello though a Dutch Apple Pie with granny smith apples absolutely RULES!

Chris<BR>You gotta try this jello!!!<BR>It really tastes like Granny Smith Apples.<BR>Honest.<P>Andy <BR>Don't you be makin' fun of us backwards folk from the North pole!!!!

wel, kris is rite! duch aple py wit grammy smith aples dus rool, plus it makes me vary sexxy to. Seriously, though, do you think an ornery classroom of Sr. Kindergarten kids got to the Library computer, and somehow managed to break the code? Just a thought!!<P>------------------<BR><BR>SUCCESS STORY<P>

Anybody own a Mac then you'll like this one<P>Microsoft Dinner 98<P>INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT:<BR>You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree <BR>to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You <BR>may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would <BR>constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, <BR>however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are <BR>encouraged to tell them how good it is.<P>If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the <BR>oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes:<P> mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat<P>Then enter:<P> ms//start.cook_dindin/yummy\|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme.<P>If you have a Macintosh microwave oven, insert the dinner and <BR>press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner.<P>If you have a Unix microwave oven, insert the dinner, enter <BR>the ingredients of the dinner found on the package label, the <BR>weight of the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and <BR>press start. The oven will calculate the time and heat and <BR>cook the dinner exactly to your specification.<P>Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case <BR>your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. <BR>Remove the dinner from the oven and enter:<P> ms.nodarn.good/tryagain\again/again.darnit<P>This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the <BR>microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, <BR>contact your oven vendor. The oven itself is obviously on the <BR>blink.<P>Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, <BR>larger than the dinner itself, having many useless <BR>compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future <BR>menu items. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven, you <BR>will need to upgrade your equipment.<P>Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only <BR>the chicken variety is currently produced. If you want another <BR>variety, call Microsoft Help and they will explain that you <BR>really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all <BR>you really need.<P>Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller <BR>versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only <BR>be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for <BR>future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved <BR>packaging.<P>Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. <BR>However, that version has yet to be released. Users have <BR>permission to get thrilled in advance.<P>Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in <BR>the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a <BR>feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been <BR>defrosted anyway.

I missed the party....<BR>Tempest deleted the annoying string when I tried to post to it. Thank you tempest. <BR>But here is my part:<P>Am I too late for the party? Sorry about being out, the new job keeps me pretty occupied. Its' been great. I barely get any sleep because they give out free coffee (Starbucks) and I've had to control myself to two (quarts) a day. <P>KG, Wassi, we don't have that favor of jello out here. I would like to try it sometime. We do have a brand that is shipped up from Mexico that is pretty good.<BR>Bozos_deb, I just finished the First Man in Rome. I liked it. I was telling Wassi the other day that I generally do not read fiction but for that one I made an exception. It is interesting to see the author’s historical perspective. The book was pretty accurate in detail. From the other histories that I have read about Rome, She got the fine detail.<P>TNT, A book on racism from the perspective of someone living in rural MN?! Scuse my ignorance but isn’t swatting sketters too distracting to contemplate such things? Are you going to interview the 5 non-whites that live there? : 0 You asked for it. Anyway, when you get portions of it done I would be interested in reading it. I like to read far and wide on a variety of subjects. <BR>Funny story: I use the Library a lot since buying all the books and magazines I read would be cost prohibitive and no bookshelf space. So one day in the midst of the ordeal, HRH went with me to the library and was suprised to see the librarians calling me by my first name. This is a big library that gets thousands of people each day. HRH (at the time) though it was "nerdy" to spend so much time there. But I would rather spend time there than sneaking around.<BR>BTW all check out this month's Psychology Today. There is a great article on forgiveness and why it is sometimes better not to.<BR>Funny Gates story. I have the gerbil in the microwave for anyone that wants a copy. <BR>I like the ad with the mailboy telling the boss , how to buy stock over the internet. <BR>Lor, I've had that soup before and its' great.... Until you find out what the chunks really are.<BR>

why me...<P>It took me a socond to realize the spelling... hahahahahahahaha made me LOL for sure!!!<P>------------------<BR>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<BR>

vait vun meenut... Ve alvays svat da skeeters inda summer - ya dis's true, vut ve can't git grrranny grrreen jello heeer, n da countrrry, heeeer n Min ne sOta!!!<BR>

TNT - <P>ouya reaa osa unnyfa <P>------------------<BR>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<BR>

ok, I'm gonna take ya back now!<P>ub-I lub-ove grub-een ubap-ubple jub-ellub-o!!<P>come on! don't you remember ubbi-dubbie from Zoom?!? <lol><P>--andy

Ahhh, I remember I BI I BE talk.<P>Cibom Iboviber tibo Mibinibesibotiba iband chibeck ibout ibour ibintibernibatibionible stibock ibin thibe stibore......<P>That was hard. I can talk it fast though!!!<P>You guys - Can't you read my post up there? <P>Think of the mibovibie Fibargibo!!!!

wait one minute<BR>we always swat the misquitos in the summer<BR>ya it's true<BR>but we can't get granny green apple jepp here in Minn<P>HA)D<P>------------------<BR>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<BR>