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LMAO though I never know if you're being funny or not. I see the separation as the salvation of your marriage as well. I just "know" it too.
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At least you weren't as rude as I was when someone completely took over my entire thread.
I said:
I surrender, you can have the whole freaking thread if you want it.
or words to that effect.
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I'm always funny...but then, looks aren't everything as my mommy always told me.
So how about those Braves?
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I am becoming worried about ToddAC and 2much. I am beginning to think he may be cheating on me. At the very least an EA.
What is the name of that ritual the All Blacks do before a game? I can't remember.
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I'm sure you have a WONDERFUL personality.
The kiss of death.
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I'm sure you have a WONDERFUL personality. Didn't I used to date you in high school? You sound so familiar...
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Actually I was friends with every girl in my high school. I must have been because every time I would ask one to go out with me, they would turn me down because they didn't want to destroy our friendship. Except for Nancy that is. She had to wash her hair.
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LOL, I used the "washing hair" excuse once. He kept on being persistent and it got harder and harder to explain why I needed a whole evening to wash my hair.
I used the "babysitting" excuse once too. Gee, and I'm the person who just said I prided myself on my honesty.
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It was to try to salvage their manly pride of course. Aren't those ones permissible?
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Don't forget your loyalty.
But you know what pride goethes before don't you?
I am not sure if it is goethes or goetheses. How do you conjugate "goeth"?
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In all fairness, Nancy's hair was very clean.
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You conjugate "goeth" as "goeth"
Your sentence was incorrect. It should have been "But you know what pride goeth before....."
I never got why you could use hair washing as an excuse. Maybe in the days of rollers and hairspray and pincurls and perms, but this was the late 60s and I had long hair that just needed washing and drying.
Poor Pio. I'm sure you weren't really that much of a nerd. Didn't your razor sharp wit appeal to them? Er, no it probably didn't.
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ah yes. The kiss of death that proceeds every NZ sporting defeat.
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW) D-Day August 2005 Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23 Empty Nesters. Fully Recovered.
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Oh ha ha BigK. You slaughtered the Boks - we get our chance tonight.
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This is the hardest logic problem I have ever come across. If you already know the answer, don't ruin it.
Here is the situation. You have just arrived by airplane on an island and you are the only foreigner on the island. All you know about this island is that it only has one city and that the island is completely inhabited by two indigenous tribes. One of the tribes is proverbial truth tellers. I.e. they can never ever tell a lie. The other tribe is made of proverbial liars – they can never ever tell the truth. You are driving along heading in the general direction of the city and you come to a fork in the road. You are not sure which way to go and there is no road sign. While you are sitting there trying to decide what to do, a native comes walking along. You do not know which tribe the man belongs to but you want to seek his help to know which road to take to get to the city. Problem is you don't know if he is a truth teller or a lair. But you have always prided yourself on your superior intelligence so you decide that you are going to ask this man one question and one question only and, based on his answer, you will be able to take the correct road to the city. What is the question?
On a separate subject, I have always had a doubt about you people on the bottom side of the planet. How do you keep your change in your pockets since you walk upside down?
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So Pio, you were turned down when you asked girls on a date? Wonder what that feels like?
As for the EA, you are the one climbing mountains in Florida with Robby. I guess his new Crankmaster really turned you on, eh?
Don't be concerned with what I do buster! You have shown me the straying way and I have found my soulmate.
Are you going to t/j again with infidelity stuff? If so, please issue a fair warning so I can go and tend bar.
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You would never understand how it felt ToddAC.
Robby and I are "solemates" i.e. we share women's shoes.
You are my "soulmate". Please come back. I am begging you.
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So, is your logic problem a trick or is there a valid answer?
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No trick. There is an answer.
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Only 9 more days and we will be goething to Florida!
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