I have a better idea. Let's make this "bash pio" day. Since WW left, I don't feel abused enough. I miss that.

Oh, so now my ideas are no good <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> You just made it into the lemons...and to think I was entertaining the idea of passionfruit <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

What is your preferred mechanism of bashing? Verbal, emotional, physical??? A healthy combo of all? Shall I consult Todd on clamps or would you preferr to be bashed with bad poetry?

verbal would be a good start. Oh, and your childrens' mommy wears army boots. There - that should get you fired up.

I would recommend getting ToddAC in on the bashing. I think it would be good for him.

LOL...I think Todd would enjoy it as well...he would just elevate the abuse to an abstract level well past my capability or compare you to Superman and bash all your attempts at superpowers. I may need to take a boot to your bike in the LR...I bet the chrome would be screaming to have a dirty boot graze it...hhhhhmmmmmm or maybe get some dirty/greasy fingerprints on it...get near it with a sharpie marker or some hair spray to make it nice and sticky??? Are you scared now?

Not keeping up with current evenst are you? The bike fell over on the trailer and bashed in the side of the gas tank. Needs a new tank.

Yeah, Todd...that would do it, alright!



Hi, Kiwi...you mean he didn't 'pass it' by you!....no wonder!



You got, Kiwi.....NEEERRDY!....Hope Todd won't take offence us referring to his superhero as a 'nerdy'!



Not sure I understand what you are asking here, Pio...




...how come?...going around the world a couple of times first? ....geesh.....you'll need at least another 30 days just to recover from the FLIGHT!





2much and Pio, I think Todd is too busy figuring out how to fly these days.....would he still feel like Superman if he flew out of a plane with a parachute?

As you can see....I have some 'time' on my hands.....and have nothing better to do than trying to put my .02 anywhere I can!

Pio,

You are definitely a grapefruit.

Good for the system but bitter on the buds.

Anybody catch the photo of Hugh Hefner with his three lovely young ladies?

Thought you had more than one bike in the LR???

Best wishes pio ...

You are doing right, you are not making any decision now that you are angry..

I want to ask you something.. how do you know that you are still in love of G? Before D day which were you reasons to be inlove with her? Obviously those reasons had changed.. but how much...?

I understand that you are still reviewing G stuffs, (I mean phone calls, mails, etc) in order to discover if she is still in contact with OM...

This behaviour depends on time? or of the WS?

I don't know. I have never been on a vacation longer than one week. I cannot imagine thirty days. I can see the need to get back to reality. Hopefully, your desk will be covered with problems so it will occupy your mind for a while. An idle mind being the devil's playground and all that...

Now to a serious subject. Although I talk more about flying, the bulk of my time is spent developing my x-ray vision. I figured that with the time I spent on the microwave turntable, the power should be there. In fact, I had a partial success. I got slapped so that is progress, right? But I cannot talk about it. I will email the experience to Pio.

As for flying, I took Jen's advice and went up to the roof and jumped off. Doctors say my head should quit hurting in a couple of months. Why can't I be like a cat and land on my feet?

Todd, I imagined you up on the roof a la Leonardo on the prow of the Titanic (is that the cheesiest scene in a movie, EVER?) cape flying behind you, arm stretched out in front of you. Sorry you landed on your head instead. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Pio, how about being a kiwifruit? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It takes us 24 hours to fly to Europe. That's what happens when you live at the bottom of the world.

I have never seen Titantic. I will not willingly watch a movie longer than 120 minutes. Too many ants in my pants and I cannot sit still longer than that.

Long movies (excuse me, films) are a sign of the times. Directors are so full of themselves.

As for landing on my head, I have a fix. I have the goal of landing on my feet instead. So, for one week, I am going to eat nothing but cat food.

After only one day, I must say that I would hate to be a cat. Folks if you have cats, feed them real food like birds, mice and fish. This Kibbles and Bits is for the the birds.

Todd, if the object is to take off and fly then wouldn't you be better eating bird seed.

Anyway, I have to go, I'm at work.

Superman don't need no bird seed.

Besides, the object is to land on my feet. I know I can fly; I just cannot land on my feet.

Okay, it's quiet again.

Sifting through poems and lyrics......

DS3 had told me the other day that WW wanted me to call her. I finally did tonight.

It was a mistake.

It started in a cordial fashion. All of a sudden, she started screaming about my exposing to the world. The she told me the following:

That she hoped I was happy with what I had done to the family. That she did nothing wrong and that God would judge me one day for what I did. Further, she repeated that I had abandoned her at a time when she needed help and that she now understood what kind of man I am.

My simple retort was the following: you talk about the judgment of God? Have you read the Ten Commandments lately? Do you think that maybe the condiiton of our family has more to do with the fact that you banged OM for four years instead of my exposing you?

She went crazy, which was a very short journey.

She denied having an affair. That is her latest tactic. What she doesn't know is that I overheard a conversation with her best friend in which she described OM as "livid" that she had admitted her affair to me and that he would deny it from now on and told her to do the same. She obviously listens to OM very well.

I have videotape, audio tape, photos, cell logs, tracking logs and every kind and bit of information one can imagine. She knows how I am. I am analytical and methodical. It is amazing what she has forgotten or misplaced for the sake of her affair. It will come home to roost soon.

She lost DS1 as a son because of her lies. DS2, who was supportive of his Mom despite what she had done, was repeled because of her continued lies. She stands to loose DS3 because of her lies and denial. Then, and only then, will she hit bottom and have an opportunity to crawl back up into the world of reality.

It ended with my calling her la puta five times and hanging up the phone. Literal translation from Spanish to Englsih. la puta means b!tch, but so much more. Those who speak Spanish understand the gravity of my comment. Sorry, it's what I believe about her.

The divorce coffin already had nine nails in it, patiently awaiting the tenth nail. Tomorrow, I will call her health insurance company and confirm that I can get COBRA coverage under her policy. If so, I will file for divorce ASAP. Thus, the tenth nail.

I have two malignancies. Tomorrow I will take the initial steps to cut one of them away.

La Puta!!!!!

Oh, Todd, that is just the way the waywards are. I got where I didn't want to talk to WH, as it always ended up poorly. They spout all kinds of nonsense, and it gets old fast.

My WH is making more noises about coming home, now that we are almost divorced, and I don't want him anymore. Great timing.

Thanks believer.

WW just called back.

Guess what she had to say?

She said that DS's and I should not worry about OM; that she took off her wedding band and met someone new. Isn't she charming?

I am not suprised. In fact, I knew that she pawned her wedding rings months ago.

Throw away marriage after 36 years.

la puta