What was last night (thinking....). I didn't see him last night. I haven't seen him since Wednesday night (2 nights ago). I talked to him this morning. Today is his birthday, so I told him happy birthday and to be careful on his trip (he went out of town this morning). I'm going out of town this weekend as well, so he told me to be careful and have fun too. That's about all that's going on with us.

I thought his birthday would be harder on me than it was, because we've always celebrated it together, but I was OK today.

Todd, we shoot wild hawgs offa the back porch here in east Texas! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


You jes keep them britches on, young lady! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Thanks BigK.

How is everything on the bottom of the world? Do you ever get tired of the blood rushing to your head? Or staying in your head, as it were. Your legs must get weak.

I once went to Ecuador and located the equator. As soon as I stepped across the equator (which is much taller than frequently reported), I fell down. Of course I was perched on the edge of a cliff but still.....

I'm thinkin' BigK would agree with me on this one...SF is the #1 worst possible thing imaginable you can do.

I'm tellin' ya, don't do it, guys.

I'm going to be very disappointed in you all if I find out you've done it and not gotten the OK from BigK to do it. He's still the ruler and he always knows what's best and SF is WORST!!

It's because the blood flow in your body tried to reverse direction. That darned coriolis effect.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine made a bet to see who could go the longest without "being alone".

See, that's what I meant by the "right" side as depicted on a map. I knew you had to be in East Tejas because the boys and girls to the west of you are very confused about BBQ.

Plus the Aquanet gave it away. West of you they would use Jean-Claude Badeau hairspray.

Oh, I will Mel, I promise. I have seen the error of my ways now! My pants aren't coming off for any reason! Well, not ANY reason...it could make other things difficult, but you know what I mean...

Besides, who would want SF anyway? It's not like it's even particulary enjoyable. I can find waaaayyyy better things to do with my time...I can't really think of any right now..I'll get back to you on that...

Yeah, that episode doesn't seem so funny right now.

Jerry Seinfeld was on Oprah and they talked about that episode. What I though was funny is that they writers couldn't find a way to say the unsayable. It took them days to come up with "being alone".

Am I the only person in the free world who hates that show and has no clue what you're talking about??

I saw their appearance on Ophrah also. I like the way they handled Kramer's decision to go sans underwear.

JERRY: Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers...

KRAMER: Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that.

JERRY: You went back to the Jockeys?

KRAMER: Wrong again.

JERRY: (pause as he realizes) Oh, no.

ELAINE: What? What?...

JERRY: Don't you see what's goin' on here???... No boxers, no Jockeys...

ELAINE: (backing away from Kramer) Eeaawww...

JERRY: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine... Kramer, say it isn't so.

KRAMER: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

JERRY: Don't you need a little... help?

KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered... (opens door to leave, still very happy, then) Feel like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!! (exits)

Jerry's monologue at the beginning of the eiposde was classic.

I think the thing I admire most about the Chinese is that they're hanging in there with the chopsticks. Because, if you think about it, you know, they've seen the fork... by now. I'm sure they've seen the spoon, they're going, "Yeah, yeah, they're OK... We're going to stay with the sticks." I mean, I don't know how they've missed it: thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up, has his breakfast with the chopsticks, goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel... Hello?... Shovel! Not going out there ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.

Let's see.

1400 hours Todd returns
1401 hours Thread deteriorates

Can I play the no SF game?

Ha ha, on second thoughts I don't think I will. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Come play with us Kiwi, no SF is soooo much fun! You're really missing out!

I really should have listened to BigK sooner, he knows what he's talkin' about! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Well, I am not convinced. It has been seven months for me. I have chewed off my knuckles and toes and currently working on elbows.

I know Steph, it sounds really great but....

Nah, I don't think so.

Coincidence. Pure coincidence.



Given that Rob's top five EN's are the same as mine, I view no SF as a LB. At least POJA the issue.

Steph, my H hated Seinfeld as well, didn't get it and didn't think it was at all funny. Although I used to catch him laughing occasionally.

DS and I would be laughing out loud.

Todd and Kiwi, what will it take to convince you?

Loss of limbs don't matter, what do you need SF for anyway? It's the worst possible thing to do right now and you know it's true.

Guys, I'm having a whole lotta fun here NOT having SF. You really don't know what you're missing.

Well, you do Todd, but can't you see the beauty in no SF???

Yeah, I'm with your H on that one. I never did get it. Their voices all nauseate me and the dialogue was just too ridiculous to be funny. I was so glad when it was cancelled only to be crushed again with the horror of reruns and syndication!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />