Todd,
At least you look happy! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

...great dental work! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Todd you are far more handsome than I thought you were. GREAT smile.

So if you're reposing wearing just a Superman cape I guess Rule #1 REALLY applies. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

DD comes home in 11 days. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> They have been in Chicago, then Bloomington - they're now in Washington DC, next stop NYC.

Estrela,

When you look like that, and it is Halloween, well, you just have to be happy.

Hey Luna,

Those are my new caps. Nice work huh?

Kiwi,

It's my killer smile...

Oooh Todd, I don't suppose you're free tonight? I knew you'd be a hottie. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Not free Nams. Should I post my fee schedule? lol

Ladies of TKO,

Do you find yourself hungry for more discussion about electric motors, generators and magnetism? Do you thirst for more esoteric, useless knowledge?

BTW, interested in a little psychological test?

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B | D
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Each letter represents a person. The area formed by the dotted line is a river. Here is the story.

X is a woman who is madly in love with C. However, they are separated by the river. The river is too wide and the current too swift to cross without a boat. X knows that A has a boat and goes to him, tells him that she needs to cross the river to marry the love of her life, C. She asks A to take her across in his boat. A looks at her and tells her he will take her, but only if she agrees to make love to him. She gets upset and says no, I could never do that. I love C too much.

X wanders down the river bank and happens upon B. She tells B she needs to get across the river and tells him what A had demanded from her. B thinks for a long time and tells X that there is no way that he can help. X is broken hearted. She is so in love with C, as C is with her. Her heart yearns to be united with C and marry him. She sits down beside the river and cries. She thinks through the situation and finally accepts that the only way she will ever get across is to submit to A’s demands. She begrudgingly goes back to A and makes love with him. A then takes X across the river as he had promised. She saw C and ran to him. They hugged each other and held each other so tightly.

After a few minutes, X told C the story of what she had to do to get across the river. C was furious and told X he never wanted to see her again. Broken hearted, confused and tired, X wandered down the river bank and met D. She told D the entire story. D fell in love with X. They married and lived happily ever after.

Okay, here is your task. Write down all five characters in the story in the order you like them in the story. Do not post your responses yet.

While you accomplish that, I will write and post the second test.

BTW, I call this a test, but there are no right or wrong answers. Do not fear.

Here is the second test.

Arrange the following in the order in which you consider them important in your life. Write down your responses but do not yet post. BTW, these are in random order.


Morality
Philosophy & Wisdom
Heart & Home
Power & Money
Reality

Okay, it is slow so here are the lyrics to a song. Very appropriate for Halloween.


Purple People Eater.

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater
Sure looks stange to me. (one eye?)

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough





It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me.

And then he swung from the tree and lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater.
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)

Okay, done all that. Now what?

I am have compiled my results to both.

Tee,hee Todd. I didn't expect you to be free.

We want answers, we want answers!!

I love these kinds of tests, assuming I don't rate as a selfish shrew. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Wow Todd...you're hot!

Todd? Are you trying to make us beg?

If you're off with the maricachis while we sit here waiting...well...that would be unkind. That means next time you post your picture we won't tell you how hot you are. HUMPH!!

Yeah, Todd, don't leave us hanging here...

I am waiting to give everyone time to take the test. There are several people we have not heard from.