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Actually I normally agree with Lexxxy and like her posts.
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Well I normally agree with larousse and you're a koala hater. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I never said I hate Koalas.
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. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Typical denial and history rewriting.
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I never said I hate Koalas. Denials. Rewritten history. BigK is in Koala fog now. Believer, I know what you mean about Plan A being too long. I wish I had done something else sooner. Given my situation, it was not that easy. Even so, I had opportunities but I was just not ready to let go. I now wish I had. An extended Plan A will definitely kill a marriage.
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I still think Sunshine Enemas Inc. is a great comercial idea.
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Next bigK will be trying to convince us that wallabies are pests.
Where is Todd anyway? Developing war plans?
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Pio - In the words of Bart Simpson
"cops didn't see it, I didn't do it, you can't prove anything"
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Pio,
I think in your case a shorter plan A may had caused her to go to PB. If she had gone with him I think you would have had a much harder time to forgive her or take her back.
(Disclaimer: I'm just a MBer's wannabe or wallabie. No part of my MB comments should be taken as serious advice.)
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Wow, you quoted Bart. My second favorite program of all time - right after Married with Children.
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Now I used to LOVE MWC - My wife always hated it. LOL. Particularly the earlier series where Al was giving Kelly's boy friends he11
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I remember when Kelly flunked out of modeling school. She told Al that the teacher's jeans said "Guess". She guessed size 16.
Grand Master B Mixmaster B Stairmaster B Bass Master B Abdomenizer B Joey Bud-afuco Billy-Ray Bundy Indiana Bundy Tito Bundy Buderace
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My sister sent me this. I don't find it the least bit funny:
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? 2. Why did the man cross the road? 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? 6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? 7. Why are blonde jokes so short? 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 11. When do you care for a man's company? 12. Why are married women heavier than single women? 13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? 14. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? 15. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: ….
Answers: 1. Both of them. 2. He heard the chicken was a slut. 3. They don't have time. 4. They don't stop and ask for directions. 5. He buys two cases of beer. 6. The bonds mature. 7. So men can remember them. 8. We don't know; it has never happened. 9. They all already have boyfriends. 10. A widow. 11. When he owns it. 12. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 13. Put the remote control between his toes. 14. They're married. 15. “So she would love you."
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2regret,
Your children have a sister. Think about how they will react in some future if they discover that fact was hidden from them all those years. They are family even though they don't yet know it. I bet they will be excited to have a sister. JMHO.
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I heard a different version of the conversation between God and Adam:
God: “Adam, I can create a perfect partner for you. It’s a thing I call “Woman” and she will be smart, beautiful, creative and obedient. She will tend to your needs, be faithful and desire no one but you. She will give you pleasure and make life so much easier for you.” Adam: “Great! I would love to have one of those. What’s the cost?” God: “That’s the tough part. I will require 6 ribs, an arm and a leg.” Adam: “That’s tough…. But what can I get for a couple of ribs?”
Rest is history.
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Well I heard a different one about Eve going swimming in the river but I won't repeat it here. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Guess Adam never had to worry about infidelity, huh?
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“That’s the tough part. I will require 6 ribs, an arm and a leg.” Since he held on to the arm and the leg, do you think he was planning for the possibility of divorce later? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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