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1. The science of really BIG HAIR. 2. Nekkid left coasters...ewwwwww! 3. Yankees! Gotta love 'em. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> 4. The secret hand shake...booty shake... Woo Hoo! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> 5. Me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Of Course. 6.
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Dream on, yankeeboy! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> 6. TEXAS!!! **snort** <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Which store has the best price on AquaNet!
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Naw that aint it, here's the real list!
1. TEXAS
2. Why Pepsi is #2 to Coke
3. Why Texans are far superior to non-Texans
4. Being Southern
5. Really BIG hair
6. Why would anyone want to be non-Texan
7. Gun Totin' Texans and why we all need em
The list goes on and on, these are the ones I think are important though.
There are also coaching sessions available for a nominal fee in any of the above mentioned Issues.
Coming soon to a private board near you:
How to get over not being a Texan.
G'day
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Great list, Eagle! Hey now, you forgot my pichers of Texas pet transportation! click here <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Last edited by MelodyLane; 08/14/06 08:51 AM.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Lord...Now I see why that ego hasn't anything to do with it for me. I just don't fit their very strict criteria.. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> I don't have big hair... I ain't no left coaster... If'n I was accused of being a yankee...well, them's fighting words... I try not to shake the booty too much...at least not in public.. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> You? Yeah.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Yes, it's all come to light for me. committed
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Lord...Now I see why that ego hasn't anything to do with it for me. I just don't fit their very strict criteria.. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> I don't have big hair... I ain't no left coaster... If'n I was accused of being a yankee...well, them's fighting words... Well, how big is your gun, hunny? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Well, how big is your gun, hunny?
Which one?
Well, I haven't had no call to shoot anything for a month of Sundays now.
It's just as well...the aim is tooooo good.
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Cool Pet transport, True Texas style. This is my weapon and this is my gun, one is for fighting and one is for fun! Bad question. As for me I have no hair, I am from the left coast, but transported to the south and damn glad of it, got lots of weapons, only 1 gun, a Harley, a really quick Z-28, 2 pick ups, and 2 SUVs, don't like bein 'cused of bein a yankee, drink diet coke, might like to live in Texas, just not Witchita Falls (TexOman's??? what's up with that), more like the outskirts (east) of Dallas or thereabouts. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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I'd like to add to the list, if I may: 1. Suzet 2. Big K. 3. Starfish Ha, ha, ha!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> I don't mean to offend... just poking a little fun. The fact is, this is a support group. If we had a face-to-face support group, certain members would click and connect with other members, and might get together outside of meetings for coffee, lunch, etc. It's not a diss on other members... it's just the nature of a group. It saddens me to think that people on this board are offended or feel excluded in some way. I hope they realize that they are loved and respected here, and not being included on another board has nothing to do with who they are or what they are going through in their lives. And FYI, I am not a member of Mel's exclusive little club, either... humph! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> KM
Me: FWW (34)
H: BS (35)
Together 12 years, no children (yet)
LTA: 3 years
D-Day: Sept. 13, 2005 (I confessed)
So blessed, thankful and happy for my wonderful H...
"God lives in the gathering of saints."
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Which store has the best price on AquaNet! The Dollar Store. Aisle 4, Big Hair supplies. BOGO! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Someone needs to get on the horn to the Dollar Store Corporate Office and let them know that they can expect a "run-on" today. Man the registers!!!<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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Someone needs to get on the horn to the Dollar Store Corporate Office and let them know that they can expect a "run-on" today. Man the registers!!!<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
committed well, that is an exercise in wishful thinking because everyone knows those flatheaded yankeegals, who need it the MOST, sure aren't going to use it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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The Dollar Store. Aisle 4, Big Hair supplies. BOGO! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> [b]Ba .... pass the crack pipe back to Star*fish Pep The Nekkid
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Dream on, yankeeboy! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> PUHLeeeeeeze! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Passing crack pipe to ~~~~~~>> MEL! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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Don't fergit the **britches.
And me. If you're not talking about me, I'm not trying hard enough.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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British National Holidays perhaps? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I know what SHOULD be a topic there...How many years has Mel's MB signature said that she is 48? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> Anyone? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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shaddup!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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shaddup!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Welllll... Dawgies, that many, huh? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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