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Oh, duh! LOL You are a brave girl Dru. That's all I have to say about that little joke. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Oh, duh! LOL You are a brave girl Dru. That's all I have to say about that little joke. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> It's funny as he!! and quite true from my experiences. My bil won't drink in front of his parents. He's in his mid 30s. My sister hides the beer when the visit...and they live 'round the corner. (btw: everything is "'round the corner" or "up the road" in Texas....even Dallas is just up the road from me)
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Kimmy,
My brother in SAT says that if you want company, you open the garage door...if not, leave it closed.
And that everyone wants to talk about the grass in SAT.
"What you got in there?"
you would then reply as to the seed you used
"Oh yes, I tried that last year, didn't grow worth beans for me. This fall I'm going to try this other kind..."
And so on and so forth.
All about the grass seed.
I thought that was very funny, that people have conversations entirely about grass seed.
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Yeah. Have HAD those convos.
You start out with ryegrass, btw....then you graduate to something more permanent....Ryegrass is just "starter lawn".
(hehe)
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Hi Mel.
I always thought if I ever did a road house, I'd do cement floors, cement walls, and cement benches and tables. Then at closing time, you could just bring in a fire hose, and wash up. Wouldn't even need a bouncer.
Hi Dru -
Oh no, wait.......... she's not even here.
Hi Kimmy.
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I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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Hi Weaver.
You sound well.
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I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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Howdy Folks, When Dru gets here tell her that I laughed and laughed at her joke...and that I got it right away... ALL BAPTISTS DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE... I drink alcoholic beverages from time to time. Shhhhh... Mrs. W<~~~A Good Upstanding Southern Baptist <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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and that I got it right away... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> That's because you are all from the south...of course you get each others jokes! SS, I am fine...have my moments, but for the most part life is wonderful. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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....have my moments
Like to see one of those - it could be interesting.
Teasing aside, glad it's mostly good.
SS
I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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and that I got it right away... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> That's because you are all from the south...of course you get each others jokes! SS, I am fine...have my moments, but for the most part life is wonderful. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Hey Weaver... I was just telling someone how that I had to be educated about exactly what a "Spring Jacket" was when I first moved here...and "Winter Break"...Um, huh? I also brag that in the 10 years that I have been FORCED to live here as a POW of "The War of Northern Aggression" that I have NEVER owned a pair of snow boots-I've never fallen either...We are moving back as soon as we sell our house, so I just may make it too! I have, however, gotten stuck in my own driveway more than a few times...grrr! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W<~~~You can take the girl outta the South...yada, yada, yada...
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Guess I dont see any hooch in here, I'll visit for a bit... Weaver: My brother in SAT says that if you want company, you open the garage door...if not, leave it closed. Still true,dat! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I spent seven hours a week at church till I was 16! S. Baptist <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Five on Sunday, and two more on Wednesdays, just so it sticks! Sometimes I could get out of it if I slept over with one of my Catholic friends and went to church with their family. They always looked like they were having so much more fun. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
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Belly-up, ladies, gents. It's Friday <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> [color:"blue"] Texans in Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems! They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and their wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning." [/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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[color:"blue"] Survivor Texas StyleDue to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your beer and guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.[/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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Funny!
I hope Mel gets the "voted for Al Gore" and "Hillary 2008"...oh my, way too funny!
I'm making Garbage Can cookies tonight Dru, that is my big Friday night.
I have been soaking the cherry flavored, dried cranberries in a dry red wine for a few days though!...that is my Friday night twist on the cookies.
The Texans probably don't understand that, but no matter...making them that way anyway.
Mrs. W - I hope your feet get stuck in a big snow bank this year, and your shoe falls off inside the snowbank!
That'll teach you to be Southern way up here! LOL
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The top 40 things you would NEVER hear a Texan say...ever....no matter how much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've wandered.
40. "I'm really into Zin's right now"
39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
1. "Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight."
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I don't get number 9. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Anyways, it's nice to be around here while there are some people still standing ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#9 was my favorite <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Tossing horseshoes, darts: yep! Chess: not so much <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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[color:"blue"] Tall TalesThree cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today." The third cowboy remained silent, quietly stirring the coals with his penis. [/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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I don't get number 9. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> you silly foreigner! Texans don't play CHESS!! CHESS IS FOR YANKEES and silly liberals!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Why play chess when you can go target shooting?? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Drucilla, those are a hoot! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> ss, it is always Friday in Texas!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> GOD BLESS TEXAS!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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