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We left the money on the counter, you silly bartender, as you were lying behind the bar passed out *again* !
(Guess he didn't know what hit him when he started on the BELGIAN beer hehehe) Uh-Oh..... I TOLD ba109 that just because it was a clear as water, didn't mean that he could drink it like it was... (Shhhh...Don't tell anyone, but I sent him some "Head of the Holler" fire-water the other day)....Was proved 190 times....hehe.... hcii
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**snort** :grin heya, hcii! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Well, look what rolled in on tumblin' tumbleweed. Hiya hc! How the h#ll are ya? Good to hear from you. I was wonderin' why my hair was standing up straight. For the love o' God, nobody light a match! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> That there's some damn good fire water. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mel, I think we might need to keep the Roadhouse open 24/7. Never know when a weary traveler might come a knockin'. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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After running off a couple of barrels of the fire-water, I can travel a whole lot more! Serves as a very good gasoline substitute... ...But...then again....after a couple shots of it, ya don't really care what gasoline really costs. Or anything else for all that matters. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Wait a minute! What's a yankee ba109 doin' in Texas? Heaven help us..what's this world comin' to? hcii
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Wait a minute! What's a yankee ba109 doin' in Texas?I brought Mel some cheeeeese! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Ze famous NY cheese cake?
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I believe dat be some Wis-CAHN-sin cheese! yankees! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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I believe dat be some Wis-CAHN-sin cheese! yankees! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Your pronunciation is impeccable! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I just figured it out.... Ba, you drank that at home, didn't ya? That's how you ended up getting in the car and winding up in Texas! Everybody knows that ya gotta be drunk to want to go to Texas! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Locked and loaded...taking cover..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> hcii
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>Locked and loaded...taking cover.....
Mine's bigger....and has a scope and a laser sight.
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Never mind hcii (hi, I don't think we have met),
these guys think they can drink..
you give them a few Belgian beers and wham !
Out cold.
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Hi Dealan-de ! Don't bother about the guns guys/girls, I've got you in my satellite laser sight <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Is ba109 still around? Geez.. it takes ages to get a drink around here ! What'll you have, Dealan-de? I'll have a Tequila Sunrise <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Texas Red Draw, of course.
Breakfast of champions.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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From the desk of DRUCILLA:
Drucilla send her regrets for her asbence. Her proper Southern grandmother would never forgive her for visiting a Road House on a Monday morning.
Joke: Why do you always take TWO Baptist fishing with you? Because if you only take one he'll drink all of your beer.
See ya Friday - Dru
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Ba, you drank that at home, didn't ya? That's how you ended up getting in the car and winding up in Texas! Mimicking the Reverend Jim Ignatowski: "What the H#LL am I doing in Texas!?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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I don't get it Druci...
maybe that's because I haven't had any beer, eh?
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Baptist do not drink alcohol... especially when they have an audience <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />. One Catholic and one Baptist fishing: drink-on! One Catholic and two Baptist - the two will sit politely and watch the Catholic. They will not drink in front of each other <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> *and I'm still not here*
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Course this is MEL's Roadhouse, so nothing but Pepsi and sweet tea here, right? How could grandmother object? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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